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Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:55 pm**

Did you not know that I serve the God-Emperor?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:55 pm**

Who's this God-Emperor, Deepcrush?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:57 pm**

Are you joking? Have you really never heard of the incredibly awesome Imortal God-Emperor of Mankind, ruler of the Imperium of Man?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:10 pm**

Do I sound like I'm joking? Did you forget I fundamentally know nothing about Warhammer 4oK?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:18 pm**

Well, can you comprehend the idea that he is the most awesome being in all sci-fi?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:22 pm**

Would you believe I could never believe that?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:05 pm**

James Bond aside, who doesn't know that ALL proper martinis are shaken, not stirred?

For that matter, shouldn't stirring be limited to drinks made with fruit juice?

Why do I know so much about alcohol? Isn't Rochey the Irish one here?

And who is this heretic who knows not the Emperor of Mankind? Is he a degenerate xenos-lover?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:09 pm**

Why do I know so much about alcohol? Isn't Rochey the Irish one here?

Did I not bestow upon you the rank of honourary Irishman?

And who is this heretic who knows not the Emperor of Mankind? Is he a degenerate xenos-lover?

Is it not more likely he's a foul servant of the Warp Gods?

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:16 pm**

Rochey wrote:Did I not bestow upon you the rank of honourary Irishman?

If I could remember things, wouldn't I be undeserving of that title?

Is it not more likely he's a foul servant of the Warp Gods?

Either way, shouldn't he be broken by the Holy Ordos of the Emperor's Inquisition?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:35 am**

Are you referring to the God Emperor of Dune?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Emperor_of_Dune

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:24 am**

Wouldn't we have said that if that's what we meant?

Why would we be referring to anyone but the true Emperor of Mankind, enshrined in the Golden Throne?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:32 am**

How much is Warhammer? Is is really as good as you guys make it out to be?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:43 am**

Are you referring to the God Emperor of Dune?

Did you not realise we are talking about the Imortal God-Emperor of Mankind, rather than that pitiful heretic?

Would you not agree that this is the most awesome ruler in all of existance?

Is is really as good as you guys make it out to be?

Do you think we'd lie about something like that?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:57 am**

Don't you know that people lie about more serious things?

Can you believe this is my 800th post?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:19 pm**

Would congratulations be in order?

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