Nutso wrote:
Funny pics
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"Don't underestimate the power of technobabble: the Federation can win anything with the sheer force of bullshit"
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Re: Funny pics
+1
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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.........I feel so wrong for laughing at that......Atekimogus wrote:
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Re: Funny pics
McAvoy wrote:Nutso wrote:
I Like that teacher!!
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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i don't get itVic wrote:McAvoy wrote:Nutso wrote:
I Like that teacher!!
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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Because if you fail a literature test, you clearly have no other future career options than a demeaning job at Burger King.
Because everyone knows all the great jobs you can get with a degree in literature... like English teacher or Professor of Literature or... well, that's all I can think of, oddly.
Because everyone knows all the great jobs you can get with a degree in literature... like English teacher or Professor of Literature or... well, that's all I can think of, oddly.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Because if you fail a literature test, you clearly have no other future career options than a demeaning job at Burger King.
Because everyone knows all the great jobs you can get with a degree in literature... like English teacher or Professor of Literature or... well, that's all I can think of, oddly.
Yeah, now that you explained it to me it seems pretty obvious, i guess i was to tired last night. Thanks.
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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I took it more literal, as he uses "a" to mean singular but then uses "applications" which is plural. There is also a lack of punctuation. His post supports his other failure.
Ugh... do not thump the Book of G'Quan...
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His grammar is atrocious, no doubt, but that hardly disqualifies a person for gainful employment these days.
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Yes, but as I'm sure you're aware, hyperbolic sarcasm is a federal requirement for language-arts educators.Tsukiyumi wrote:His grammar is atrocious, no doubt, but that hardly disqualifies a person for gainful employment these days.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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...or you could just ignore the Literature teacher part, and look at it this way the student failed a test that the teacher stapled a Burger King application to it. That's what I saw, didn't notice the Literature part until it was brought up.
"Don't underestimate the power of technobabble: the Federation can win anything with the sheer force of bullshit"
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Especially in burger king.Tsukiyumi wrote:His grammar is atrocious, no doubt, but that hardly disqualifies a person for gainful employment these days.
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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Or McDonalds.