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Mikey wrote:It's not really a law per se, but the U.S. gub'mint has decided that pizza, much like ketchup in the 90's, counts as a vegetable for the purpose of meeting the minimum criterion for school lunches.
very minimum evidently...
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Mikey wrote:It's not really a law per se, but the U.S. gub'mint has decided that pizza, much like ketchup in the 90's, counts as a vegetable for the purpose of meeting the minimum criterion for school lunches.
Very EU of them. Have they regulated the maximum curvature of bananas as well?
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Captain Seafort wrote:Very EU of them.
What is - regulating minimum criteria of school lunches, or doing it bass-ackward by counting pizza as a vegetable?
Captain Seafort wrote:Have they regulated the maximum curvature of bananas as well?
No, we rely on the American consumer's use of the capitalistic system for that.
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Mikey wrote:What is - regulating minimum criteria of school lunches, or doing it bass-ackward by counting pizza as a vegetable?
Both, but mainly the latter.
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So, 1 plus and 1 minus. Hey, does you poking fun at the EU somehow count as an unspoken admission that the Irish were right? :lol:
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Mikey wrote:So, 1 plus and 1 minus.
Minus two really - it's not much minimum standards for school lunches and minimum standard for pretty much anything they can think of. Like bendy bananas
Hey, does you poking fun at the EU somehow count as an unspoken admission that the Irish were right? :lol:
When? If you're talking about the multiple occasions when they told the EU to fuck off (only to be told they got the answer wrong and to vote again), I object to the term "unspoken".
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Captain Seafort wrote:Minus two really - it's not much minimum standards for school lunches and minimum standard for pretty much anything they can think of. Like bendy bananas
Well I don't know what the EU considers to be standards for school lunches, and I'd appreciate it if you failed to educate me. However, the fact of having such standards of itself is a good thing... at least in the U.S., when it is a standard imposed by a national government within its own nation (unlike, obviously, a standard imposed by a supposed economic partnership with delusions of hegemonic grandeur.)
Captain Seafort wrote:When? If you're talking about the multiple occasions when they told the EU to fuck off (only to be told they got the answer wrong and to vote again), I object to the term "unspoken".
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...and, to be fair to our mates from across the pond: I don't quite understand the vitriol for Manchester and I don't know what "Moss Side" is, but it still seemed humorous.
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I have no clue what I am looking at. It looks like english but yet...
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Mikey wrote:It's not really a law per se, but the U.S. gub'mint has decided that pizza, much like ketchup in the 90's, counts as a vegetable for the purpose of meeting the minimum criterion for school lunches.
well that is really stupid.
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SomosFuga wrote:
Mikey wrote:It's not really a law per se, but the U.S. gub'mint has decided that pizza, much like ketchup in the 90's, counts as a vegetable for the purpose of meeting the minimum criterion for school lunches.
well that is really stupid.
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