Funny pics
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Or... some heavy drinking with other guys to get that 'conversation' going.
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... Source?Mikey wrote:No, for that you'd need a metal box and a piece of fairy cake.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:or a revelation about man's place in the universe.
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That was my pointIanKennedy wrote: No, they're not. The accelerator is always on the right hand side. the break in the middle and the clutch, if you have one, is on the left. That's true of people who drive on either side of the road.
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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Coming through!
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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The Total Perspective Vortex from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. After being nagged by his wife for not having a sense of perspective, a man invented a machine that would embody all of the universe by extrapolating it from a single object of the universe... say, a piece of fairy cake. Well, the crushing sense of insignificance destroyed her mind, by the inventor was comforted by the fact that he was right and she was wrong. Douglas Adams' point was that if there's anything an individual can't afford to have regarding the scope of creation, it is a sense of perspective. The TPV is used as a brutal torture device. Zaphod Breeblebox emerged unscathed, though, when he entered the Vortex in a universe created specifically for him; as he was the focus of that universe, the Vortex told him what he already "knew" - that he was amazingly important in the grand scheme of things.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:... Source?Mikey wrote:No, for that you'd need a metal box and a piece of fairy cake.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:or a revelation about man's place in the universe.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Ah, all right. Been years since I read any Hitchhiker's. I must remedy that, methinks...
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Old people... she probably then yelled at the young girl for being in the way.
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Ugh... do not thump the Book of G'Quan...
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Old people... she probably then yelled at the young girl for being in the way.
thelordharry wrote:Coming through!
Ugh... do not thump the Book of G'Quan...
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I think she nodded of, accidentally leant on the 'forward!' lever and hadn't applied the brakes.
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
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Jim wrote:Old people... she probably then yelled at the young girl for being in the way.
thelordharry wrote:Coming through!
Probably.
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“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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And thanks for expanding my earlier pictures, I don't know why I couldn't enlarge them.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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Hmmm... now it makes sense to me.Royal_Foxx wrote:
"Don't underestimate the power of technobabble: the Federation can win anything with the sheer force of bullshit"
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What is that "pizza is a vegetable law"?Royal_Foxx wrote:
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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It's not really a law per se, but the U.S. gub'mint has decided that pizza, much like ketchup in the 90's, counts as a vegetable for the purpose of meeting the minimum criterion for school lunches.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer