Can a big thread that consist only of questions?

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:40 pm

Deepcrush wrote:How long will it take rochey to notice that all but two are blown to little bits and I stole the keys to the last two and am using them to power my death star?

*deploys GSV*

Do you really think a Death Star could even scratch the paint on this thing?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:43 pm

Whats a GSV?

Could it if my Death Star has the power to destroy two starsystems at once?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:43 pm

How long will it take rochey to notice that all but two are blown to little bits and I stole the keys to the last two and am using them to power my death star?

Are you not aware of a little thing called 'time travel'?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:45 pm

Did you forget that you can't travel backwards in time in Warhammer and only forwards?

Did you know that forward time travel is really just being trapped in the Warp?

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:47 pm

Deepcrush wrote:Whats a GSV?

Have you never heard of the Culture's General Systems Vehicles?

Could it if my Death Star has the power to destroy two starsystems at once?

Did you know that a GSV has dozens of guns as powerful as the Death Star's superlaser as it's secondary weapons? 8)

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:52 pm

If I knew that would I have asked?

Could you use this GSV to blow up Rochey's garage in spite?

Would you mind if instead of killing rochey we just dumped out the combined body waste of the two crews of our two ship/stations on top of the planet that rochery is on?

Does rochey like poo?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:53 pm

Did you forget that you can't travel backwards in time in Warhammer and only forwards?

Did you forget that the Lords of Chaos do as they will?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:01 pm

Did you forget that such only applies to the current timeline and not for something that has already come and gone?

Did you forget that the Chaos Lords only pretend to have such powers and that only the Emperor is in truth all powerful?

Have you fallen from the Emperor's light?

Do you know that if you have I shall turn you into a frenchman and banish you to New Jersey?

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:01 pm

Deepcrush wrote:Could you use this GSV to blow up Rochey's garage in spite?

What makes you think I'm targeting Rochey rather than your DS?

Would you mind if instead of killing rochey we just dumped out the combined body waste of the two crews of our two ship/stations on top of the planet that rochery is on?

Did you know that GSVs recycle everything they produce?

Would you like this hamburger? 8)

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:04 pm

Are you implying that I am disloyal, Deep? Perhaps it is your loyalty that should be questioned for spreading these heresies?

*turns to mob of Kasrkin stormtroopers*

Servants of the Emperor; shall we sieze him?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:10 pm

Weren't you not the one whom spoke praise of the chaos filth?

*Looks back at his Legions of Dark Troopers*

Did you know I have my own stormtroopers?

*Looks at the remains of Rochey's stormtroopers*

Did you know that a hungry Ogryn just ate all your Kasrkins?

Did you know that its a female and is eyeing you up?

Did you know that she's in heat?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:16 pm

Did you not realise that that mountain behind you is not, in fact, a mountain, but Princeps Turnet and the Dias Ares?

Oh, dear, was that your army he just squished?
*turns to the massed ranks of Krieg regiments, Astartes and armoured units that have replaced the Kasrkins*

Come on lads, shall we attack?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:31 pm

Did you forget that my army is in space on a space station?

Did you not notice that the image of me before you was a hologram?

Did you just crush your own army?

Did you forget that the Dias Ares turned traitor?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:38 pm

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Would now be a good time to have my orbiting battlefleet beam me up?

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:45 pm

Did you know that your fleet now calls you traitor?

Did you know that they have now fallen under my command?

Did you know you smell like Paris (either one)?

Did you know I could save you but only if you become a Gray Knight under my command and help me build the UFP into a new imperium for our God-Emperor?