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"Full axis rotation to port! Fire all ventral smurfs!"

It's a Smuuuuuuuuuuurf!

"Cry havoc, and let loose the smurfs of war!"

"Kneel before your smurf!"

"You want answers?"

"I want the smurf."

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMURF!"

Mark wrote:"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMURF!"

SMUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRFFFFSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"My name is James Tiberius Smurf!"

"Your father was a starship captain for 12 smurfs."

"I hope you know what you're smurfing."

"I've been waiting for this day my whole life... this day of smurfing."

"I will not allow you to smurf me!"

"You will experience fear. Fear in the face of certain smurf."

"James T. Kirk was a great man, but that was another smurf!"

"SMURF EVERYTHING!"

Go ahead......make my smurf.

"Smurfs never do anything small, do you?"

"Smooth as an Android's smurf, eh, Data?"

"Have you noticed how your smurfs have started to firm up?"

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little SMURFed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
I make you laugh, I'm here to SMURFin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

"In space, no one can hear you smurf."

Let me explain something to you, man. You're Lebowski. I'm the Smurf... so, that's what you call me! That, or Smurfie, or His Smurfness, or el Smurfarino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Picard: Make it Surf

Scotty: You canna change the laws of smurfs

Riker: Smmmmuuurrrfffff Alert!

Worf: You have no Smurf!

Uhrua: Smurfing Frequenices are open Captian

"Hallowed are the Smurfs."