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Reliant121
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"Full axis rotation to port! Fire all ventral smurfs!"
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It's a Smuuuuuuuuuuurf!
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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"Cry havoc, and let loose the smurfs of war!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Varthikes
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"Kneel before your smurf!"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"You want answers?"
"I want the smurf."
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMURF!"
"I want the smurf."
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMURF!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Mark wrote:"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMURF!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Sonic Glitch
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SMUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRFFFFSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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"My name is James Tiberius Smurf!"
"Your father was a starship captain for 12 smurfs."
"I hope you know what you're smurfing."
"I've been waiting for this day my whole life... this day of smurfing."
"I will not allow you to smurf me!"
"You will experience fear. Fear in the face of certain smurf."
"James T. Kirk was a great man, but that was another smurf!"
"SMURF EVERYTHING!"
"Your father was a starship captain for 12 smurfs."
"I hope you know what you're smurfing."
"I've been waiting for this day my whole life... this day of smurfing."
"I will not allow you to smurf me!"
"You will experience fear. Fear in the face of certain smurf."
"James T. Kirk was a great man, but that was another smurf!"
"SMURF EVERYTHING!"
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Capt. Jethro
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Go ahead......make my smurf.
Last edited by Capt. Jethro on Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:56 am, edited 1 time in total.
American by birth, southern by the grace of God!
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Varthikes
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"Smurfs never do anything small, do you?"
"Smooth as an Android's smurf, eh, Data?"
"Have you noticed how your smurfs have started to firm up?"
"Smooth as an Android's smurf, eh, Data?"
"Have you noticed how your smurfs have started to firm up?"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Capt. Jethro
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little SMURFed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
I make you laugh, I'm here to SMURFin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I make you laugh, I'm here to SMURFin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
American by birth, southern by the grace of God!
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"In space, no one can hear you smurf."
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Let me explain something to you, man. You're Lebowski. I'm the Smurf... so, that's what you call me! That, or Smurfie, or His Smurfness, or el Smurfarino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
John Cage
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Picard: Make it Surf
Scotty: You canna change the laws of smurfs
Riker: Smmmmuuurrrfffff Alert!
Worf: You have no Smurf!
Uhrua: Smurfing Frequenices are open Captian
Scotty: You canna change the laws of smurfs
Riker: Smmmmuuurrrfffff Alert!
Worf: You have no Smurf!
Uhrua: Smurfing Frequenices are open Captian
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Varthikes
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"Hallowed are the Smurfs."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk