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Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:14 am**

Or how about one of George Carlin's favorite words, kumquat?

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:29 pm**

Let's go old school........smurf.

"When 900 years old you reach, smurf as good, you will not!"

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:30 pm**

Hmm... yeah, actually I think "smurf" has more comedic potential than "kumquat".

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:56 pm**

kumquat is kind of hard to use as a verb

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:21 pm**

"So, Dr. Brown invented a smurf machine."

Yep. "Smurf" certainly does have a nice comedic effect.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:32 pm**

"My momma told me.......ya better smurf around."

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:40 pm**

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that smurfing is going on in here!"

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:46 pm**

Smurf this for an idea, lets go get the booze and strippers!

Lazar wrote:Or how about one of George Carlin's favorite words, kumquat?

Last of his shows I saw he was bemoaning the falling off of the use of the word "cornhole"

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:56 pm**

I saw him live a few years ago, and he was joking about how fun it was to be 69 years old.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:21 pm**

I've never seen him live on stage but his stand dvd's etc are pretty funny.

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:07 pm**

"Power tends to smurf, and absolute power smurfs absolutely."

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:10 pm**

"Begun, the Smurf War has..."

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:11 pm**

Charlie don't smurf!

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:13 pm**

"Rise of the Silver Smurfer"

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:39 pm**

Lazar wrote:"Rise of the Silver Smurfer"

"To smurf or not to smurf. That is the question."

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