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McAvoy wrote:I hope that was a joke.

There's....got...to-be-a-way! Just a little bit

I hope Bill's last words, hopefully long in the future are "It was... fun. Oh my..."

McAvoy wrote:That's not even an arch. Technically it's just two supports with a few beams on top of it. In my book that's a door.

Surely the door is the thing that fits in the hole, not the hole its self.

Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."

Mikey wrote:Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."

Surely you can't be serious.

Surely I see a trend in recent posts...

Yes I did mean door as in doorway.

Sonic Glitch wrote:

Mikey wrote:Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."

Surely you can't be serious.

He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.

Tsukiyumi wrote: He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.

Bingo

Also always remeber Leslie Nielson, best man to ever use that joke don't call me shirley

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Sonic Glitch wrote:

Mikey wrote:Surely he was just using "door" as a colloquialism for "doorway." In much of America, "door" is used both as door as to which you refer and as "doorway."

Surely you can't be serious.

He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to get that...

Sonic Glitch wrote:

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Sonic Glitch wrote: Surely you can't be serious.

He is serious, and don't call him Shirley.

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to get that...

I remembered "...don't call me Shirley" but not the "serious" half of the joke. Though I came thisclose to posting something about it anyway, I just figured it was a bit of an old joke.

Moving on...

So, have you ever seen a grown man naked, Billy?

Sadly yes.

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I just want you to know good luck, we're all counting on you.