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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my stripper and drank my booze. Prepare to die."
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:laughroll:
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Warning, booze and striper failure in 5 minutes.
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"They drink our booze, and we fall back. They assimilate all of our strippers, and we fall back. Not again!"
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"Let me tell you something. I'm here to bring booze and strippers into the twenty-third century. If I have to, I'll go to the nudie bar to get them. I'd much rather have yours. It's better for me. It's better for you. It's better for them. Think about it."
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
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give me booze shame on me, give me strippers shame on you
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I am Booze of Stripers, prepare to be intoxicated
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Think we should try a new substitution phrase?
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Howabout we insert "Damn fine" into film quotes, a la Twin Peaks.

"Get you're stinking paws of me you damn fine Ape"
"I'm gonna make him a damn fine offer he can't refuse"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
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That doesn't really seem to have major lol power for me. :? MMI?
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kostmayer wrote:Howabout we insert "Damn fine" into film quotes, a la Twin Peaks.
Thanks for reminding me...

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Ain't Hulu great?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Lazar wrote:That doesn't really seem to have major lol power for me. :? MMI?
Hmmm I'm thinking....I'll get back to you.

Anyone else have any ideas. I have to agree "damn fine" just isn't doing it...
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Kibbles and Bits?

Just throwing that out there.
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How's about smidgin?
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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