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"I feel the need... The need for booze and strippers".

"Have a little more of this rather disappointing booze and stripper"
"What's the matter with them?"
"I'd say she was a 30-year-old , indifferently Blonded, sir... with an overdose of silicone"

"Booze and strippers is proof that God exists and wants us to be happy"

"You know what the Black Pearl really is? Booze and Strippers!"

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers , booze and strippers and Methodists.!!"

"Booze and strippers. The Dark Side are they."


"Yes, the booze is swelling in you now. Take your weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with all of your strippers, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good booze and strippers will not."

"May the booze and strippers be with you."

"I love the smell of booze and strippers in the morning! Smells like.... victory."

"E.T. phone booze and strippers."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some booze and strippers and a nice Chianti."

"Booze and strippers? We ain't got no booze and strippers! We don't need no booze and strippers! I don't have to show you any stinking booze and strippers!"

"Mama always said life was like a box of booze and strippers. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Houston, we have booze and strippers."

"You had me at 'booze and strippers'."

"A boy's best friend is his booze and strippers."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the booze and strippers room!"

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was booze and strippers killed the beast."

"Booze and Strippers - why Bones you know this is illegal"

"You're not the man I knew 10 years ago"
"It's not the age honey, it's the booze and strippers"

"What about you? What do you look forward to?"
"I have no such appetites."
"There's must be something."
"I miss the booze and strippers - like when I was a boy"

"I came to drink booze and watch strippers... and I'm all out of booze!"

"Space...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: to explore strange new booze. To seek out new life and new strippers. To boldly go where no man has gone before."

"Sorry Number One, Captain's booze and strippers."

"Scotty, beam me booze and strippers."

"K-7 is filled with wheat?" "No sir, booze and strippers."

(I KNOW I screwed up that quote.)

"Soilent Green is BOOZE AND STRIPPERS!!!!"