Nah, that'd be controlling.Captain Picard's Hair wrote:::: TV voice: It's 10 O'clock. Do you know where your wife is? :::
What's the latest in people's lives?
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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I don't.Captain Picard's Hair wrote:Congrats Mikey!
::: TV voice: It's 10 O'clock. Do you know where your wife is? :::Thank you. I was trying to avoid my other overplayed line:
"Hey, congratulations! I understand your wife is pregnant?"
"That's right, and when I find the b*****d..."
:::looks over at girlfriend:::
Have you seen her?
I know. I'm evil. I'm going to hell.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Even better:
"It's 10 o'clock. Does your wife know where you are?"
"It's 10 o'clock. Does your wife know where you are?"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Uhhh.........I hope not
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I may actually avoid the issue altogether.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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We've got ice storms in NH and all over NE at the moment. I call up work to see if they want me to go in. No response. Day before, they tell us if Rochester schools are delayed/closed, to come in 2 hours later than scheduled. So, I go in for 9 AM. Turns out, store's lost power. I go in, help put product from the display coolers and meat wall into the coolers, among other stuff. Then they ask if anyone wants to go home.
So, here I am, warm and snug while it ices up outside. *Puts feet up and leans back*
So, here I am, warm and snug while it ices up outside. *Puts feet up and leans back*
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*sneaks round the back and starts to fiddle with the environmental controls*
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Congratulations Mikey!
I even made you a nice banner for when you got back:
I even made you a nice banner for when you got back:
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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TX, one and all. I'm more excited that everything looks well and everyone seems to be healthy, but if I have to admit - it will be nice to spend some time in the future picking out football pads instead of princess dresses. My daughter is definitely a daddy's girl, but there are certain things over which a mother and daughter can bond, and I'm out of the loop.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Congrats Mikey! Make him a trombone player! I know a great teacher...
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
John Cage
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I'd love to send him, but the commute'll be about a bitch...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Rats.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a trombone student! I know a 24 year-old college grad flautist who has 25 students! At $40/hr for each student every week, that's a pretty good part time job. Me? I had a couple students once... I forget their names; they probably never knew mine. And I had to commute over an hour just to teach them. Plus they couldn't always afford to pay me, and they were pretty lazy students, except for this one guy who had a cool name.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find a trombone student! I know a 24 year-old college grad flautist who has 25 students! At $40/hr for each student every week, that's a pretty good part time job. Me? I had a couple students once... I forget their names; they probably never knew mine. And I had to commute over an hour just to teach them. Plus they couldn't always afford to pay me, and they were pretty lazy students, except for this one guy who had a cool name.
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
John Cage
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I used to play the tuba, on long term I might return to blowing air into copper tubes, but it'll probably be a piccolo, not a trombone.
Well,. today I had a very interesting excursion to a castle/manor. Bloody tired now, from all the travelling, social activity, information intake, standing, and so on...
Well,. today I had a very interesting excursion to a castle/manor. Bloody tired now, from all the travelling, social activity, information intake, standing, and so on...
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Standing is surprisingly exhausting.
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
John Cage