Edited quotes

[kostmayer]

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your spam."
"He told me enough. He told my you ate it."
"No. I am your spam."

You could actually put Father back into that and it would improve an already great scene.

"How are you enjoying my Labyrinth?"
"It's a piece of Spam"

"Spam, the corner stone of any nutritious breakfast"

"Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will all right. Spam would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way."

[Varthikes]

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your spam."
"He told me enough. He told my you ate it."
"No. I am your spam."

You could actually put Father back into that and it would improve an already great scene.

Our goal isn't to make the quote great; it's to make it funny.

[kostmayer]

Still stating the obvious I see

[Lazar]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam."

[Sonic Glitch]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam."

I like it!

[Mark]

I can't believe that I didn't think of that one.


"What we spam here, is a failure to communicate."

[Sonic Glitch]

Due to the evident Booze and Stripper Gap (similar to the perceived Cold War US/USSR "Missile Gap") between the DITL and other Star Trek or Star Trek-Related forums, for the duration of the emergency, the new substitution phrase is "booze and strippers."

Since I should not be able to make such a sweeping proclamation without including myself, I shall make the first statement.

"The booze and strippers can stay, but the Ferengi in the Gorilla suit has to go."

[Tsukiyumi]

"Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of booze and strippers. We must be cautious."

[Lazar]

Due to the evident Booze and Stripper Gap

"Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!"

Sorry, I mean:

"Mr. President, we must not allow... a booze and stripper gap!"

[Lazar]

"Give me liberty, or give me booze and strippers!"

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the booze and strippers."

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation, conceived in booze, and dedicated to strippers."

[Sionnach Glic]

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your booze and strippers."
"He told me enough. He told me you took them!"
"No, Luke, I am your stripper."

[kostmayer]

"Raymond, why don't you pass the time with a little booze and some strippers"

[Mikey]

"Davis! That's not the way we do business around here. First the booze, then the strippers."

[Mark]

"Son, we live in a world with booze and strippers, and those booze and strippers have to be protected by men with guns. Whose gonna do it, you?"

[Lazar]

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our booze and strippers!"

"Of all the booze and stripper joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."