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Oooh ooh! I'll help!
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Tsukiyumi
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*opens Spam*Grundig wrote:Oooh ooh! I'll help!
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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thelordharry
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Why is the woman opposite me on the train bothering to do her makeup when she looks like a right old munter either way? (especially as she's giving all the men that 'yeah, in your dreams pal' look)
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Cause she would lok even worse with out it.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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At least she wasn't driving.
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Don't complain. At least she wasn't changing her shirt.
That happened to me once when I was working in a retail store. This lady walks in front of a mirror, takes her shirt off, boobs and everything hanging out. She tries on two different shirts, and goes to try on a third. I go up to her and say, "Ma'am, there are dressing rooms for that" and she says "There all taken". I tell her that is really inappropriate to do, as there are children in the store. She asks what I'm complaining about, and the only way I'm ever gonna see any as nice as hers is on TV or if I pay to see them. Would have been insulting if she wasn't like 60 years old.
That happened to me once when I was working in a retail store. This lady walks in front of a mirror, takes her shirt off, boobs and everything hanging out. She tries on two different shirts, and goes to try on a third. I go up to her and say, "Ma'am, there are dressing rooms for that" and she says "There all taken". I tell her that is really inappropriate to do, as there are children in the store. She asks what I'm complaining about, and the only way I'm ever gonna see any as nice as hers is on TV or if I pay to see them. Would have been insulting if she wasn't like 60 years old.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Oh dear, 
. Some people.
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Well, she MUST have paid good money for them 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWW EWWWWWWW EWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWW
-runs around screaming ewwwww-
- calms down -
EWWWWWW
breasts at the best of time are disgusting, they look like giant floppy cherry tarts but old ladies boobs
I think i'm going to be sick.
EWWWWWW EWWWWWWW EWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWW
-runs around screaming ewwwww-
- calms down -
EWWWWWW
breasts at the best of time are disgusting, they look like giant floppy cherry tarts but old ladies boobs
I think i'm going to be sick.
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Tsukiyumi
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I happen to like breasts, thank you very much. They're soft, and sensitive, and overall, a lot of fun.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Your choice.
I'll stick to cucumber and cojones.
I'll stick to cucumber and cojones.
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You couldn't be any less subtle
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Reliant121
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Intentional.
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Figures
then again i go to a HS so its not like i don't hear the food innuendos all the time
then again i go to a HS so its not like i don't hear the food innuendos all the time
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Reliant121
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I go to Secondary school...god. Everything means c*ck for some reason. pencil, ruler, pen, banana etc.