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"Would you like some spam? It's quite fresh this week."

(and I only had to change two letters. )

"Only so much spam...left in the sea. So much spam...but none for me..."

"You are SPAM!"
"And, that is why we'll win."

"Your mother sucks spam in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime!"

"The power of spam compels thee!"

"To spam, or not to spam. That is the question."

"Note to the Galley - Spam is no longer to be served at diplomatic functions"

(I'm sure I've done that one before)

That was a good one.

"You can't handle the spam!"

"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Spambari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw...or be destroyed!"
"Negative, we have spammority here. Do not force us to engage your ships."
"Why not, Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Spambari fleet...he is behind me. If you value your lives, spam somewhere else!

Reliant121 wrote:"If you value your lives, spam somewhere else!

Can we please make that one of the Board Rules and Guidlines for posting?

Spam to the right of them,
Spam to the left of them,
Spam in front of them,
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with cans of Hormel,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.

Lazar wrote:Spam to the right of them,
Spam to the left of them,
Spam in front of them,
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with cans of Hormel,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.

I love it! My favorite part, "storm'd at with cans of Hormel"

Where is that quote from? It's cool.

Mark wrote:Where is that quote from? It's cool.

It's a spamified version of part of Charge of the Light Brigade by Tennyson.

"Do not underestimate the power of Spam."

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Spam."

"THIS IS...SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Reliant121 wrote:"THIS IS...SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Or: "THIS IS HORMEL!!!!!!!!!"

I assume you were riffing "This Is Sparta!!"?

"Leave the spam. Take the cannolies."