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I've been in the urban South (Atlanta, New Orleans) and the not-so-urban (Biloxi, Mississippi.) The cities are just cities with a different accent and more C&W bars; in the other areas, I was afraid to let anyone know I was a Jew, lest I become a new species of strange fruit.

No, really.

Romney won Michigan.

Hillary tied with 'Undecided'. lol Obama and Edwards weren't on the ballot and the vote didn't count but she even lost to 'Undecided' in many counties.

Captain Peabody wrote:Honestly, the vast majority of people down here are perfectly normal...sure, we have our share of nuts, but not really disproportionate to the rest of the nation.

I mean, don't even get me started on Massachussetts...

Massachusetts nutjobs have birchenstocks and natural-wool sweaters. Deep-south nutjobs have shotguns and natural-fiber rope.

Well, considering I'd support a dead, rotting duck-billed platypus over Romney (vivid metaphor, eh? eh?:P ), color me disappointed... Hopefully he'll get his butt kicked in South Carolina, though.

in the other areas, I was afraid to let anyone know I was a Jew, lest I become a new species of strange fruit.

Ha! Well, I can't speak for the rural south, but around here most Evangelicals consider Israel to be the Chosen Nation, and anyone who doesn't praise it an Evil Anti-Semitic Nazi, so I don't think you'd have much of a problem here...except for all those rabid Baptists; they can be mighty vicious when they get roused.

Massachusetts nutjobs have birchenstocks and natural-wool sweaters. Deep-south nutjobs have shotguns and natural-fiber rope.

Well, said, brother...well said.

Captain Peabody wrote:

Yes, the American Civil War, or, as they call it in the South - "the recent unpleasantness."

Nah...here in Alabama, at least, it's generally known as the "War of Northern Agression."

That mean old Lincoln just wouldn't let us be...

Well people do get mad when you blow up a few of their forts and declare war on them. But such things happen now and again.

Rochey wrote:Ah, yes. The southern United States. Denying they got their asses kicked since 1865.

The worst part about the whole matter is that people still have to take sides. I've been in more then one "fisted" conversation with others over my family and who it supported (A fond memory of a chair being crashed over my head in the fifth grade). My family was and is southern red but it fought for the north and so my family isnt' welcome south of VA-NC line. I know that with VA, pride is huge. Not so much in WV though, which is where my family comes from. Before that, Scotland! I think there is some Irish in my mom's side somewhere and my dads mom married from german stock.

Uh-oh. I'm not dealing with a Mountaineers fan, am I?

Well people do get mad when you blow up a few of their forts and declare war on them. But such things happen now and again.

Actually, it was the South who attacked first, but whatever...

The worst part about the whole matter is that people still have to take sides.

Well, the South was wrong... you dirty Rebel, you.

Methinks it's time for the DITL Civil War to begin...men, choose your side! Your country needs you!

Do I have to pie you all again?

Do I have to pie you all again?

I'd advise you not too. In five minutes they'll have the artilary ready to fire back. This is the south you're dealing with.

Take that, ya dirty Rebs!

*sits back with a pint of Guiness, and watches the entertainment*

50 quatloos on the United States.

Well, this is mainly just an excuse for me to use all the violent emoticons...but hey, it's still good entertainment!

Ah, a civil war - the only sort where Americans can be trusted to shoot at the right nationality all the time.

Captain Seafort wrote:Ah, a civil war - the only sort where Americans can be trusted to shoot at the right nationality all the time.

I believe I'd mentioned this in a different thread, but it bears repeating at this juncture - you're welcome for not having to speak German right now.