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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:30 am
by Foxbat
Granted. You're now a cartoon character in the movie 'Titan A.E.'
I wish I could be a famous movie star!
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:04 am
by Dean Martlou
granted. you are a young Robin Williams. enjoy your crack addiction!
i wish for three buckets of rotten plums.
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:41 pm
by The Wormhole
Granted, but they are immediately stolen from you.
I wish there was no theft.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:13 am
by JudgeKing
Granted, but now life is boring.
I wish I had a box of ramen noodles.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:13 am
by I Am Spartacus
Granted, but they contain silverfish and you must eat them raw.
I wish I lived in South Korea.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:32 am
by Captain Seafort
Granted, you now give within artillery range of a million-man standing army.
I wish I could play a musical instrument.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:55 pm
by MetalHead
Granted. You learned to play the flute at bandcamp and must tell all your friends about it.
I wish I had a huge collection of exotic cars.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:11 pm
by Teaos
Granted. Collect your match box cars at the counter.
I wish I had $1. No more no less. I also wish no one would steal it or I would lose it I also wish that it is New Zealand currency so I can spend it if I want.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:16 pm
by Graham Kennedy
Teaos wrote:Granted. Collect your match box cars at the counter.
I wish I had $1. No more no less. I also wish no one would steal it or I would lose it I also wish that it is New Zealand currency so I can spend it if I want.
Granted, but you are run over by a bus on the way to the shops.
I wish Angelina Jolie was tremendously attracted to me.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:28 pm
by MetalHead
Granted, but she had a sex change.
I wish money grew on the tree outside my window.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:23 pm
by I Am Spartacus
Granted, but it's Zimbabwe money at over 90,000 to the US dollar and unconvertible.
I wish I had some borscht.
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:45 pm
by MetalHead
Granted, but three russian men urinated into your soup, and they all have STD's.
I wish a random chicken tikka masala with pilau rice on a nice warm plate would materialize infront of me
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:15 am
by I Am Spartacus
MetalHead wrote:Granted, but three russian men urinated into your soup, and they all have STD's.
Okay, this is uncool. Keep it clean. Don't be so vulgar.
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:35 pm
by Foxbat
A half eaten plate from a restaurant in Korea that's within artillery range of a million man army materializes upside down in front of you. Dig in!
I wish Disney would make a movie staring me!
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:49 am
by I Am Spartacus
Granted, Disney bought the rights to Ugly Betty and made a movie out of it with you as the lead character.
I wish it wasn't so damn hot.