Ruin-a-Desire

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:30 am

Granted. You're now a cartoon character in the movie 'Titan A.E.'

I wish I could be a famous movie star!

Dean Martlou · Post by **Dean Martlou** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:04 am

granted. you are a young Robin Williams. enjoy your crack addiction!

i wish for three buckets of rotten plums.

The Wormhole · Post by **The Wormhole** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:41 pm

Granted, but they are immediately stolen from you.

I wish there was no theft.

JudgeKing · Post by **JudgeKing** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:13 am

Granted, but now life is boring.

I wish I had a box of ramen noodles.

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:13 am

Granted, but they contain silverfish and you must eat them raw.

I wish I lived in South Korea.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:32 am

Granted, you now give within artillery range of a million-man standing army.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:55 pm

Granted. You learned to play the flute at bandcamp and must tell all your friends about it.

I wish I had a huge collection of exotic cars.

Post by **Teaos** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:11 pm

Granted. Collect your match box cars at the counter.

I wish I had $1. No more no less. I also wish no one would steal it or I would lose it I also wish that it is New Zealand currency so I can spend it if I want.

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:16 pm

Teaos wrote:Granted. Collect your match box cars at the counter.

I wish I had $1. No more no less. I also wish no one would steal it or I would lose it I also wish that it is New Zealand currency so I can spend it if I want.

Granted, but you are run over by a bus on the way to the shops.

I wish Angelina Jolie was tremendously attracted to me.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:28 pm

Granted, but she had a sex change.

I wish money grew on the tree outside my window.

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:23 pm

Granted, but it's Zimbabwe money at over 90,000 to the US dollar and unconvertible.

I wish I had some borscht.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:45 pm

Granted, but three russian men urinated into your soup, and they all have STD's.

I wish a random chicken tikka masala with pilau rice on a nice warm plate would materialize infront of me

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:15 am

MetalHead wrote:Granted, but three russian men urinated into your soup, and they all have STD's.

Okay, this is uncool. Keep it clean. Don't be so vulgar.

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:35 pm

A half eaten plate from a restaurant in Korea that's within artillery range of a million man army materializes upside down in front of you. Dig in!

I wish Disney would make a movie staring me!

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:49 am

Granted, Disney bought the rights to Ugly Betty and made a movie out of it with you as the lead character.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot.