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thelordharry wrote:Surely though, no opposable thumbs?

I just recalled something. Surely, that Caitian didn't need opposable thumbs, if humpback whales were able to genetically engineer themselves to send telepathic messages to extra-galactic locations - all without hands, even.

Call Blackstar and apologize. I guess he was right all along.

Damn, and now it all becomes clear.

It does? Then why am I still confused?

Mark wrote:It does? Then why am I still confused?

Because it's Blackstar-related.

Oh, that's likely true.

You just need to put on this headband, which doesn't really do anything, but you must force yourself to believe it does, even though it evidently doesn't, and society depends on you and everyone else still believing it does. Everything will become clear.

:::puts on headband:::

Does this thing do anything but make me look stupid?

No, but you're supposed to pretend it works. If you believe hard enough in it, it will work.

Wait, that's it! I just realised how they work! Chakats are Orks!
"Da red wunz go fasta!"

Mark wrote::::puts on headband:::

Does this thing do anything but make me look stupid?

Depends. Can you make yourself believe it does anything else?

Rochey wrote:Wait, that's it! I just realised how they work! Chakats are Orks!
"Da red wunz go fasta!"

At least Orks don't screw like rabbits... or at all.

Yeah, they just reproduce via spores.
On the plus side, it means we won't have to resort to Exterminatus to get rid of a chakat infestation.

Rochey wrote:Yeah, they just reproduce via spores.
On the plus side, it means we won't have to resort to Exterminatus to get rid of a chakat infestation.

Still, it never hurts to be careful...

Nuke the site from orbit?

I suppose that would work, but Base Delta Zero would give a much greater measure of confidence.

Maybe Abaddon would let us borrow the Planet Killer for a few hours? Sure, there's better planet-busters out there, but the PK wins due to pure style.

Rochey wrote:Nuke the site from orbit?

"It's the only way to be sure."

Just thought I'd finish that thought