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Posted: **Thu May 21, 2009 5:53 pm**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a babysitter!

Oh wait, she's 18? Never mind.

Posted: **Sun May 24, 2009 4:13 pm**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tap dancing spider monkey!

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2009 12:33 pm**

Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not an Urban reader

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2009 6:43 pm**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor........not a transvestite vampire!

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2009 7:12 pm**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor playing a doctor.

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2009 2:28 pm**

Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm a professional stripper.

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2009 6:33 pm**

Damn it Jim I'm a Doctor not a nineteen eighties teen movie idol!

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:10 am**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor AND a Dax Symbiote Host Shagger....

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:42 pm**

Dammit Jim...no, just dammit Jim, cause I sick of your shit.

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:47 am**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a drug runner

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:56 am**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor.....not a Chakat!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:08 am**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an air hostess from the 60s!

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:35 pm**

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a one-legged, homosexual painter and decorator!

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:56 pm**

Dammit, I'm a doctor, NOT a blowup doll!

Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:58 am**

Says McCoy while handing out the Starfleet Medical School final exam:

"I'm a proctor, not an encyclopedia!"

I am Doctor not a......