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There is a hole in your pants.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Varthikes
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A few more B5:
"All forward pants. I repeat: all forward pants. Fire! Fire!"
"Launch all pants."
"Target their pants."
"Pants 1, 2, and 3 were sabotaged and destroyed. Number 4 vanished 24 hours after being made. To this day no one knows what happened to it."
"Do not thump the Book of Pants. It is disrespectful."
"I got shot by my own pants."
"They got your pants, John. They're going to use them to get to you."
"All forward pants. I repeat: all forward pants. Fire! Fire!"
"Launch all pants."
"Target their pants."
"Pants 1, 2, and 3 were sabotaged and destroyed. Number 4 vanished 24 hours after being made. To this day no one knows what happened to it."
"Do not thump the Book of Pants. It is disrespectful."
"I got shot by my own pants."
"They got your pants, John. They're going to use them to get to you."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"Look, all I know are the two things they taught me in command school:
Rule number 1: Young men die
Rule number 2:....Pants can't change rule number 1."
Rule number 1: Young men die
Rule number 2:....Pants can't change rule number 1."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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I love MASH. But whats with all of the pants references. It gets kinda dull.
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Just a little excercise. Like adding the words "in bed" to whatever saying you get in your fortune cookie.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I know. I'm just wondering why all of the pants. It's like saying a joke over and over.
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"To pants, or not, no pants. That is the question."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"...to shuffle off these mortal pants..."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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"This, above all, to thine own pants be true."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Varthikes
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A few from Stargate:
"Kneel before your Pants!"
"What is it with you and Ascended pants?"
"Open the pants."
"Close the pants."
A few from FarScape:
"We're in the pants. Under the pants."
"You're Hynarian. You're aquatic. What's your problem?"
"Aquatic. That's water, not pants. Pants are pants. You can't move in them. You can't breathe in them. They grab you. They suck you under. You want to know about pants. I *know* about pants."
"Guy knows pants."
"Our spy has a most interesting pants technology."
"Kneel before your Pants!"
"What is it with you and Ascended pants?"
"Open the pants."
"Close the pants."
A few from FarScape:
"We're in the pants. Under the pants."
"You're Hynarian. You're aquatic. What's your problem?"
"Aquatic. That's water, not pants. Pants are pants. You can't move in them. You can't breathe in them. They grab you. They suck you under. You want to know about pants. I *know* about pants."
"Guy knows pants."
"Our spy has a most interesting pants technology."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Should we change the topic? Ny suggestions?
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Bras????
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Thongs? 
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Boobs.
(Can I say that??)
(Can I say that??)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.