Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:02 am
Like the UFP version of waterboarding?Mark wrote:Use a tribble while interogating Klingon operatives. It is considered cruel and unusual punishment.
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:33 pm
Tsukiyumi wrote:Like the UFP version of waterboarding?Mark wrote:Use a tribble while interogating Klingon operatives. It is considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:32 am
Damn wussy Federation. Can't even do torture right.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:50 pm
Use one as ammo in a bamboo cannon.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:53 pm
But incendiaries make everything better. Imagine how cool it would have been if Kirk had turned the Gorn into lizard-torch!Nutso wrote:Use one as ammo in a bamboo cannon.
Ok, it would suck in real-life but in sci-fi it'd be interesting.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:15 pm
Substitute a tribble for a nerf ball
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:20 pm
We oughtta rename this thread Tribble Fetishes. I bet we'd get lots new visitors.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:21 pm
Or investigated by the SPCT (society preventing cruelty to Tribbles)
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:52 am
Tie a bunch of them together to make a warm quilt.
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:48 am
Hand a pair to Roger Federer.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:49 pm
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:03 pm
...Mark wrote:Shaven or unshaven???Mikey wrote:See, in the absence of goldfish, how many tribbles one can swallow.
What do tribbles look like without the fur?
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:56 pm
Testicals.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote: ...
What do tribbles look like without the fur?