Like the UFP version of waterboarding?Mark wrote:Use a tribble while interogating Klingon operatives. It is considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Tsukiyumi wrote:Like the UFP version of waterboarding?Mark wrote:Use a tribble while interogating Klingon operatives. It is considered cruel and unusual punishment.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Damn wussy Federation. Can't even do torture right.
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Use one as ammo in a bamboo cannon.
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But incendiaries make everything better. Imagine how cool it would have been if Kirk had turned the Gorn into lizard-torch!Nutso wrote:Use one as ammo in a bamboo cannon.
Ok, it would suck in real-life but in sci-fi it'd be interesting.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Substitute a tribble for a nerf ball
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
We oughtta rename this thread Tribble Fetishes. I bet we'd get lots new visitors.
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
Or investigated by the SPCT (society preventing cruelty to Tribbles)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tie a bunch of them together to make a warm quilt.
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Hand a pair to Roger Federer.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Things one should NEVER do with a tribble
...Mark wrote:Shaven or unshaven???Mikey wrote:See, in the absence of goldfish, how many tribbles one can swallow.
What do tribbles look like without the fur?
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Testicals.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote: ...
What do tribbles look like without the fur?
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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