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must go faster...must go faster..go go go go go!

I feel the need... the need for speed.

opps

Helm warp 1...engage!

Good Morning Captain!

The more you overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Gifts Docter, from one surgeon to another.

You're nuts, I tell you... N-V-T-S nuts!

Just one question - how do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?

MetalHead wrote:Just one question - how do I get out of this chicken **** outfit?

whats that from? I recognize it from a novel, but not from a TV/Movie show.

--btw, not a quote, an actual question

me,myself and I wrote:

MetalHead wrote:Just one question - how do I get out of this chicken **** outfit?

whats that from? I recognize it from a novel, but not from a TV/Movie show.

Oh god, Aliens? Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is Aliens, isn't it?

It is I, Captain Vegetable!
With my carrot and my celery!
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me!
And they're good for you
so eat them too
for teeth so strong
your whole life long
eat celery and carrots by the bunch!
Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable!
Crunch Crunch Crunch!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pzbbqVZ-eFo

Conjunction junction, what's your function?

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. "

Ahh, the Hekler and Koch G36...