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"High magic?" Pfft. Come back to me when a sorceror blows up a planet by accident because he said the wrong word in a normal conversation. And that was just some psyker, nowhere near the power of the Emperor.
Hmm, problems controlling their powers? Not a good thing, there...

Lightweight.
That's when she's a 'normal' person. She's got so much power, it leaks out in her 'unpowered' form.
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Hmm, problems controlling their powers? Not a good thing, there...

Lightweight.
That's when she's a 'normal' person. She's got so much power, it leaks out in her 'unpowered' form.
Didn't you sorta defeat your own point, there? :lol: :P
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Rochey wrote:
Hmm, problems controlling their powers? Not a good thing, there...

Lightweight.
That's when she's a 'normal' person. She's got so much power, it leaks out in her 'unpowered' form.
Didn't you sorta defeat your own point, there? :lol: :P
I think I did, lol. Man, I wish I was awake. :P
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Did you know that Paul Schrier, best known for acting as Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier is afrst-generation imigrant in the US from the Netherlands?
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This tramp is weak. The Holy God-Emperor of Mankind has new born babies that would slap this girl like the trash she is. Unpowered form? The Great Lord of the Imperium walks as a God among men. His mere thoughts transport endless fleets across the Galaxy to do battle with Xenos and Chaos alike. A million worlds bow in his name and billions die everyday to serve his realm. Yet even this cannot match the power that is held within his soul. His mind can reach to every person in his domain. Speaks to the faithful and curse the heretic so that they may all know his love, or his rage! Make no doubt that his power is far beyond that of your little smut girl.
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I'm confused. The Emperor can rend whole solar systems, sending them into the Warp; he can navigate countless fleets with the Astronomican; he can rise from death into godhood; he can even in death hold the webway entrance of his palace against the direst daemons; and the "hello, sailor" girl can... wear a miniskirt and be ogled by adult men who should know better?
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Yup, sounds like a perfectly even match right! :roll:
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Rochey wrote:
Reliant wrote:You dont know my actual address. And you've not seen me without makeup on...i look alot different
I believe you misunderstood what Lord Deepcrush was saying. When His Divine Majesty's Most Holy Inquisition "deals" with people, whole planets cease to exist.
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He is seated upon the Golden Throne of Terra, seething with the invisible powers of the Dark Age of Technology.
He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls are sacraficed daily so He may never truly die.
In His deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance.
Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, their way lit by the Astronomicon, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will.
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Their comrades in arms are legion: the geneticaly engineered super-soldiers of the Adeptus Astartes, the ever vigilant Inquisition, and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name but a few.
But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off His enemies; aliens, heretics, mutants....and worse.
It is for Him that billions of soldiers die on a daily basis, and He is master of the galaxy.
When he finaly dies, he will ascend to godhood, and he shall lay down a rightous bitchslap against the Dark Gods of the Emperyan.

That is the God-Emperor. Can't you just feel the pure awesome radiating from him?
Well, uh, I'm sorry, but he just looks like a glorified member of the Village People to me, and I think the sword isn't the only thing that's flamin'! :P
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Mikey wrote:I'm confused. The Emperor can rend whole solar systems, sending them into the Warp; he can navigate countless fleets with the Astronomican; he can rise from death into godhood; he can even in death hold the webway entrance of his palace against the direst daemons; and the "hello, sailor" girl can... wear a miniskirt and be ogled by adult men who should know better?
Don't say that to her, she'll blow your planet up. I think Mikey is married, to a women, and therefore knows how easy it is to say the wrong thing. Now immagine if said women had Sailor Saturns powers.

And if I understand your guy, then he can also destroy planets with his thoughts, or at least something along those lines. Why would he need to move his fleet. In fact, why would he need a fleet?
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ChakatBlackstar wrote:
Mikey wrote:I'm confused. The Emperor can rend whole solar systems, sending them into the Warp; he can navigate countless fleets with the Astronomican; he can rise from death into godhood; he can even in death hold the webway entrance of his palace against the direst daemons; and the "hello, sailor" girl can... wear a miniskirt and be ogled by adult men who should know better?
Don't say that to her, she'll blow your planet up. I think Mikey is married, to a women, and therefore knows how easy it is to say the wrong thing. Now immagine if said women had Sailor Saturns powers.

And if I understand your guy, then he can also destroy planets with his thoughts, or at least something along those lines. Why would he need to move his fleet. In fact, why would he need a fleet?
#1 - I'm only married to one woman, which is as much as I can handle.

#2 - Yes, the Emperor of Mankind can do that and more. However, he must divide his attention to coordinating psychic navigation for all of humanity's shipping (commercial OR military,) holding back the daemons of the Warp, etc., etc. On the other hand, those fleets move in the Emperor's name because their crews and forces - be they Navy, Imperial Guard, Adeptus Arbites, Inquisition, or the super-human Adeptus Astartes - live only to kill the foes of the Imperium in the Emperor's name.
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Post by Monroe »

Wow I read this whole thread expecting to be enlightened and only two facts have been given. Way to go off topic!


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Monroe wrote:Pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes.
Bastards. I'm going to go enjoy a ham sandwich, and try not to laugh too much.
Monroe wrote:Clinton is pure dag nasty evil.
" Don't touch it! It's pure evil!"

What gave it away, the demon horns she tries to hide with that absurd old-lady hairdo?
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Mikey wrote: #2 - Yes, the Emperor of Mankind can do that and more. However, he must divide his attention to coordinating psychic navigation for all of humanity's shipping (commercial OR military,) holding back the daemons of the Warp, etc., etc. On the other hand, those fleets move in the Emperor's name because their crews and forces - be they Navy, Imperial Guard, Adeptus Arbites, Inquisition, or the super-human Adeptus Astartes - live only to kill the foes of the Imperium in the Emperor's name.
You see that's Saturn's advantage. She doesn't have to have other people's support. She can do it all on her own.

And if this Emperor guy is some sort of Demi-god, should't he have unlimited attention or at least enough to support his powers?
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I thought we weren't supposed to have "my sci-fi universe can beat up your sci-fi universe" threads. Graham is going to paddle the lot of you.
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Tsukiyumi wrote: What gave it away, the demon horns she tries to hide with that absurd old-lady hairdo?

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