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"A tiskit a tasket, I found my SPAM basket!"

An Aliens montage :

They're coming outta the spam!. They're coming outta the goddamn spam!

Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?
10 millimeter explosive tip spam. Standard light armor piercing round, why?

They cut the spam!
What do you mean, "*They* cut the spam"? How could they cut the spam, man? They're animals!

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a spam?
No. Have you?

I say we take off and spam the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no spam!

It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their spam. Heh!

In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of spam the size of Nebraska.

Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of spam.

Very nice, GK.

Well, there's always the classic

"Use the spam Luke"

"I want to learn the ways of the Force and become spam like my father."

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no spam."

"That armor's to strong for blasters. Spam group, use your harpoon and tow cable. Go for the legs, it might be our only way of stopping them!"

" If you were any other Spam, I'd kill you where you stand!"

"I have been and ever shall be your spam."

"Mr. Worf, use whatever spam is necessary."

"Where's that damn spam?!"

"Target that spam and fire!"

"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us spam is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold... in space."

"On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over spam."

Lazar wrote: "Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold... in space."

Forget to edit?

Oh dammit.

Lazar wrote:Oh dammit.

Don't you mean spammit?

Hope not, we'd be here all day quoting Jack Bauer :-

"Spammit"
"Spammit"
"SPAMMIT!"

kostmayer wrote:Hope not, we'd be here all day quoting Jack Bauer :-

"Spammit"
"Spammit"
"SPAMMIT!"

"Spammit, Chloe! I need that cell number NOW!"

"If at first you don't succeed, spam and spam again!"