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FYI, forrests are less comfortable for that sort of thing than you'd imagine.
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I wouldn't say that...Rochey wrote:FYI, forrests are less comfortable for that sort of thing than you'd imagine.
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I assure you: lying on a variety of twigs, dead leaves and small stones is not comfortable.
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Try thinking ahead and take a blanket or two...Rochey wrote:I assure you: lying on a variety of twigs, dead leaves and small stones is not comfortable.
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That would have been the smart thing to do, yes.
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Duh! When the floor is sand, twigs, pine needles, anything like that: GET ON TOP.
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Hal: the shower isn't meant to be an aid, just an alternative setting.
Reliant: shower=good. Car=annoying, unless you have something the size of a '64 Lincoln Continental. Forest- don't know, but the beach is awesome.
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Just be careful with the sand. Can REALLY chaff some things.
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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I've wanted sex in the shower, but it turns out my shower is too small for me and my gf to fit properly.Reliant121 wrote:thats why you take another lubricant. i've always wanted to have sex in the shower. i'v always wanted to do it in a forest and in a car too.
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I've had that problem. Just let it spill out onto the bathroom floor. You'll need to mop up afterwards though. Quite messy, and REALLY fun.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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One of my buddies has a shower about the dimensions of a photon torpedo tube (I had to use it once, and could barely turn around in it, and I'm not a big guy in terms of height, weight, etc). I feel sorry for him trying to cram himself and a chick in there. But I laugh at him anyways.
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Back in the days of virginity, I always dreamed of making love in the shower. I thought it would be this awesome sexy fun adventure. But when my fiancee and I try it, it's just awkward. I'd say the most fun we've had was in the living room on the roommate's couch when he was due back any minute.
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Virginity.....what is this strange word you speaketh???
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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That "Strange world" was my home for a LONG time. Virginity is actually this tiny hick-town in the middle of Wyoming... the kind of town you grew up wanting desperately to leave, but couldn't find a way out.
Edit: you said WORD. How's that for a Freudian slip? Man, I am SO on topic.
Edit: you said WORD. How's that for a Freudian slip? Man, I am SO on topic.
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Try going to the handicap store and getting a cheap shower chair, the ones with adjustable legs. Works like a charm.Grundig wrote:Back in the days of virginity, I always dreamed of making love in the shower. I thought it would be this awesome sexy fun adventure. But when my fiancee and I try it, it's just awkward. I'd say the most fun we've had was in the living room on the roommate's couch when he was due back any minute.
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