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Yesterday morning (with a ridiculous hangover) I woke up in a random corridor, outside someone's flat door with no socks, shoes... Or trousers.

I feel the night before was a success 8)

Pray tell, what was the gender of this someone whose flat you were naked at the door of?

Well it was actually a flat door to another smaller corridor where 4 separate rooms are. So I not only got kicked out of someone's room, but then out of their lounge. I was told by someone that, as they had come in for a 4am snack to the kitchen, they were startled to see me passed out cold on the kitchen floor with no trousers. I think at some point after that they managed to wake me up and kicked me out of their kitchen, but with no trousers - ie no phone, wallet, or keys - I couldn't get into my room, so slept in the corridor. It all came to a head the next morning when a caretaker came up the stairs and basically said "WTF" while I was laying there in my boxers on the corridor floor.
I managed to find my trousers in a girl's room, anyway, but she was (nearly) as drunk as me that night. Needless to say, I remember none of the aforementioned.

University life? Awesome.

Oh, and I've missed 2 days worth (12 hours) of lectures since then.

Oh, the memories. Sounds like a perfect example of a typical college life. I remember when my friends would come knocking, saying, "Mike! Wake up - it's time for dinner!"

One simple caution: back-end of a four-dose trip + Parent's Day = bad idea.

My one bit of advice for Uni life.

While climbing a tree may seem like an awesome idea qhile drunk it most probably isnt.

Fucking seconded.

Teaos wrote:While climbing a tree may seem like an awesome idea qhile drunk it most probably isnt.

I did that the very first time I got drunk. I was 12, and had all of two beers with my dad. I got most of the way up this big tree before I realized it was covered with fire ants. Thankfully, I managed to not fall and break my neck.

The BEST day of my life. Honestly.

Wow. Try to be a little enthusiastic, OK?

Seriously, I'm very glad to hear it.

I can't wait for Monday when i go to our LGBT youth group.

Glad to hear you enjoyed it.

It's 5.25 in the fecking morning and I've spent the last 2 hours looking after my friend's girlfriend who is absolutely wasted - more drunk than I've ever been, and that's saying something. My friend gave her the keys to his room while he's away for the weekend so that she could have a night out in the city. She's already smashed a load of glasses in the lounge and pissed everyone off in the entire block by running round banging on doors (at 5am) asking if anyone's got a phone charger for her phone which has ran out of battery.

Saturday night and It's been the worst of any day.

Sorry to hear that your day didn'a go like mine. Seems that spectrums are in play...vastly different ones.