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Yes Mikey... that was the joke...

Since the topic came up in the "Funny Pics" thread, here are my nominees for "super-hot comic-book chick:"

Joseph Linsner's Goddess from Cry for Dawn


and Pulido and Hughes' Lady Death from the eponymous series

And of course, Spider-Woman

So this girl's been in the news recently because her 9ft tall fiancé allegedly cheated on her...

Oh... my... God...

This girl is everything that's wrong with society today....but you would.

thelordharry wrote:This girl is everything that's wrong with society today....which is why you would.

Fixed.

Who is she, BTW?

Her name is Bianca Gascoigne.

Bit of background:

There's this English ex-footballer, really talented player in his day called Paul Gascoigne. He was real famous in the late 80's and through the 90's but these days he is a washed up, alcoholic nutcase has-been. He was, for want of a better phrase, a footballing genius but also had major psychological demons. Along the way, he married this woman who was a typical footballer's wife (gold-digger, orange skin, peroxide blonde, vacuous bint etc) and adopted her two children from her previous marriage. One of them was this girl, Bianca Gascoigne. Even though they divorced in the late 90's (he was a wife-beater), Bianca still uses the surname as a little helping hand in the show-biz world. These days she's a celebrity wannabe who would probably fuck a pig on live TV just to get publicity....a real mouth-breather. It's annoying she's so attractive really which is why you would.

I understand.

And yeah, I hate to say it, I probably would (just wouldn't leave the phone number.)

I'd probably use a bit of peroxyde on her before in order to disinfect her, and make sure to have lots of protection too, like Tire-grade rubbers...

Praeothmin wrote:I'd probably use a bit of peroxyde on her before in order to disinfect her, and make sure to have lots of protection too, like Tire-grade rubbers...

Try my (patent pending) reinforced condom with splashguard.

Plan on doing some off roading?

McAvoy wrote:Plan on doing some off roading?

Not personally, no, but I think there may be a market.

Tsukiyumi wrote:

McAvoy wrote:Plan on doing some off roading?

Not personally, no, but I think there may be a market.

Considering some of the bushes I've seen, there sure is...