The DITL Fleet
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Mikey
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Re: The DITL Fleet
The Spartacus quote would've actually made me laugh more, only because I can't help but think of Tony Curtis' "I love you, Spartacus" - spoken as the only Roman slave to ever have an accent from Brooklyn, New York.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Yeah, well.......Jean-Luc is the first frenchman to have a brittish accent 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Lt. Staplic
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no you've got that mixed up...he was a brit with French citizenship.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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So, I've heard some talk that we have some members here without ships named after them. If you want one, speak up, and one of us will "creatively" assign you a ship 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I don't have one, can I have one, make it fast and menueverable and I'll be happy
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USS Nickswitz
The USS Nickswitz is a subtype of the Daystrom class, outfitted more towards the role of scout. She has sacrificed some of her firepower for a more efficient warp core and larger impulse engines making her the fastest ship of the class, yet the lightest armed. As this ship is scarcly combat effective with her reduced weapons capacity, her Captain has had to master the art of the "Ninjitsu" manuver, in which the ship vanishes from plain sight. The biggest drawback to this manuver is that the ship never knows when it will re-appear.
The USS Nickswitz is a subtype of the Daystrom class, outfitted more towards the role of scout. She has sacrificed some of her firepower for a more efficient warp core and larger impulse engines making her the fastest ship of the class, yet the lightest armed. As this ship is scarcly combat effective with her reduced weapons capacity, her Captain has had to master the art of the "Ninjitsu" manuver, in which the ship vanishes from plain sight. The biggest drawback to this manuver is that the ship never knows when it will re-appear.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Lt. Staplic
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USS Lazar
The USS Lazar has been sitting in space dock for years. The Ship's Captain kept putting off the final sign off on construction delaying the final build of the ship. When it was finally completed, the Lazar found itself in the middle of the action, eager to demonstrate it's ability. It has found itself on the front lines of intellegence gathering and defending it's position. The Lazar has greatly increased the ability of the Fleet since it's belated induction.
The USS Lazar has been sitting in space dock for years. The Ship's Captain kept putting off the final sign off on construction delaying the final build of the ship. When it was finally completed, the Lazar found itself in the middle of the action, eager to demonstrate it's ability. It has found itself on the front lines of intellegence gathering and defending it's position. The Lazar has greatly increased the ability of the Fleet since it's belated induction.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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The Federation Starship USS Bob.........I'll work on it.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Reliant121
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Re: The DITL Fleet
why does the name USS Bob make me laugh
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Because it sounds funny. It makes me laugh too 
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USS ZimBOBway
The Captain of the Starship "Bob" is the youngest in the entire history of the fleet to ever turn down a command. Upon being offered command of the Daystrom class vessel, he actually refused not once but twice, requesting command of a Prometheus class starship. After recieving two slaps to the back of his head from his older brothers (also Daystrom Captains) he finally accepted command. Due to his age and inexperience, he often finds himself shadowed by either the USS Stitch or the USS Nickswitz during missions, both difficult and routine. The last time, he actually locked torpedoes on the USS Stitch until her Captain withdrew.
The Captain of the Starship "Bob" is the youngest in the entire history of the fleet to ever turn down a command. Upon being offered command of the Daystrom class vessel, he actually refused not once but twice, requesting command of a Prometheus class starship. After recieving two slaps to the back of his head from his older brothers (also Daystrom Captains) he finally accepted command. Due to his age and inexperience, he often finds himself shadowed by either the USS Stitch or the USS Nickswitz during missions, both difficult and routine. The last time, he actually locked torpedoes on the USS Stitch until her Captain withdrew.
Last edited by Mark on Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:12 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Reason: Correcting for Reliants nit.......and again for spelling
Reason: Correcting for Reliants nit.......and again for spelling
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Reliant121
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Re: The DITL Fleet
Nit: I'm the youngest 
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Wait, I thought Bob was a bit younger.............
fixing now.
fixing now.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Captain Seafort
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Re: The DITL Fleet
-1 according to his profile...Mark wrote:Wait, I thought Bob was a bit younger...
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.