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"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna"

"What kind of plane is it?"
"Well, it's a big white plane with windows and wheels and looks like a big lasagna."

"Gort! Klaatu lasagna nikto!"

"There's lasagna out here, dad. Weird, psychotic lasagna."

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our lasanga!"

"the needs of the Lasagna, out weight the needs of the few, or the one"

"My only regret is that I have but one lasagna to give for my country."

"Despite its frustration, the lasagna appears to be more adaptable than our pastas from other planets."

"Why does V'Ger travel to the third planet?"
"To find the Lasagna."
"What does V'Ger want with the Lasagna?"
"To join with it."
"To join with the Lasagna? How?"
"V'Ger and the Lasagna will become one."

"Of all the lasagnas I've encountered in my travels, this one was the most...human."

"Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a lasagna?!"

"Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a lasagna?!"

A genetically enhanced super lasagna.

Mark wrote:

"Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a lasagna?!"

A genetically enhanced super lasagna.

"It's been a long time since I've seen my own lasagna."
"It's been a long time since I've smelled lasagna."
"I'm going to kill you with my lasagna."

Okay, to celebrate the return of the forum I suggest quotes using the word "forum".

"We're gonna need a bigger forum."

"Of all the forums in all the towns in all the world, she has to walk into mine."

I know I'm recycling this one, but it works so well with this:

"We're going to drag him into the forum and drown him, that's what we're going to do!"