"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna"
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"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Varthikes
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"What kind of plane is it?"
"Well, it's a big white plane with windows and wheels and looks like a big lasagna."
"Well, it's a big white plane with windows and wheels and looks like a big lasagna."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"Gort! Klaatu lasagna nikto!"
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Varthikes
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"There's lasagna out here, dad. Weird, psychotic lasagna."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"They may take our lives, but they will never take our lasanga!"
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"the needs of the Lasagna, out weight the needs of the few, or the one"
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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"My only regret is that I have but one lasagna to give for my country."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Despite its frustration, the lasagna appears to be more adaptable than our pastas from other planets."
"Why does V'Ger travel to the third planet?"
"To find the Lasagna."
"What does V'Ger want with the Lasagna?"
"To join with it."
"To join with the Lasagna? How?"
"V'Ger and the Lasagna will become one."
"Of all the lasagnas I've encountered in my travels, this one was the most...human."
"Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a lasagna?!"
"Why does V'Ger travel to the third planet?"
"To find the Lasagna."
"What does V'Ger want with the Lasagna?"
"To join with it."
"To join with the Lasagna? How?"
"V'Ger and the Lasagna will become one."
"Of all the lasagnas I've encountered in my travels, this one was the most...human."
"Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a lasagna?!"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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A genetically enhanced super lasagna."Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a lasagna?!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Mark wrote:A genetically enhanced super lasagna."Who would send a probe hundreds of light-years to talk to a lasagna?!"
"It's been a long time since I've seen my own lasagna."
"It's been a long time since I've smelled lasagna."
"I'm going to kill you with my lasagna."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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Okay, to celebrate the return of the forum I suggest quotes using the word "forum".
"We're gonna need a bigger forum."
"Of all the forums in all the towns in all the world, she has to walk into mine."
"We're gonna need a bigger forum."
"Of all the forums in all the towns in all the world, she has to walk into mine."
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I know I'm recycling this one, but it works so well with this:
"We're going to drag him into the forum and drown him, that's what we're going to do!"
"We're going to drag him into the forum and drown him, that's what we're going to do!"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer