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Mikey wrote:Then why does it sound like I'm making popcorn when I get out of bed?

Seriously.

Or getting up from a chair, or walking, or reaching for stuff...

Intelligent design? Suuuuure.

Mikey wrote:Then why does it sound like I'm making popcorn when I get out of bed?

You're daughter is playing a practical joke on you and hides under your bed and makes popcorn when you wake up Have you ever noticed a slightly buttery smell in your bedroom?

Speaking of 40+, here's someone who's not getting any younger

Crystal meth is a hell of a drug.

thelordharry wrote:Have you ever noticed a slightly buttery smell in your bedroom?

Many times, but I don't think htat's relevant right now...

There's a certain ingrained reaction to look at a woman like that that I think any man does, but there's no follow up. Something about her is just off putting to me.

You would though, wouldn't you?

Preferences vs. availability. If I'm choosing what to watch or enjoy it's not her.

If she's spread on the bed begging for it of course I do.

Slow your roll - one word of caution: "hep."

Given that this is purely a thought experiment and my odds of actually finding her naked and ready to go on my bed are worse by several orders of magnitude than of me winning the lottery I'm not that worried.

Tyyr wrote:Preferences vs. availability. If I'm choosing what to watch or enjoy it's not her.

If she's spread on the bed begging for it of course I do.

Well today's your lucky day my old son! She'll probably do just that if you ask her nicely.

God, this girl wasn't even legal the last time I saw her on TV




I personally find it frightening that she's nearly 30.

Holy crap! She's near 30?!

It freaked me out too!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Fishel