Well if you want someone to replace her get a hunk of 4 x 2 and paint a pretty picture on it.thelordharry wrote:Well, of course, she IS a supermodel and you don't get to be one of those unless you're incredibly attractive It's just that I think she'll have a hard time trying to replace someone like Megan Fox in the role.
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If you want to step up the acting ability, that is.IanKennedy wrote:Well if you want someone to replace her get a hunk of 4 x 2 and paint a pretty picture on it.thelordharry wrote:Well, of course, she IS a supermodel and you don't get to be one of those unless you're incredibly attractive It's just that I think she'll have a hard time trying to replace someone like Megan Fox in the role.
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Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
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OK, a hunk of 4 x 2 balsa wood and paint a pretty picture on it. Is that lightweight enough?Mikey wrote:If you want to step up the acting ability, that is.IanKennedy wrote:Well if you want someone to replace her get a hunk of 4 x 2 and paint a pretty picture on it.thelordharry wrote:Well, of course, she IS a supermodel and you don't get to be one of those unless you're incredibly attractive It's just that I think she'll have a hard time trying to replace someone like Megan Fox in the role.
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Yes, but since when as what you intended got anything to do with what gets written in response, this is DITL after allthelordharry wrote:Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
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Have you been on the old blood wine again, Ian?IanKennedy wrote:Yes, but since when as what you intended got anything to do with what gets written in response, this is DITL after allthelordharry wrote:Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
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Who me, <hic>thelordharry wrote:Have you been on the old blood wine again, Ian?IanKennedy wrote:Yes, but since when as what you intended got anything to do with what gets written in response, this is DITL after allthelordharry wrote:Well sure, she's not the greatest actress in the world However, I guess what I'm trying to say is that she's not in the movie to provide acting gravitas but to encourage the heterosexual male populace who naturally think with a certain appendage to go see the movie where she'll be wearing hotpants and bending over a lot. I think her carefully crafted and managed image (striking good looks, great body and a 'little bit of the wrong about her') accomplish that moreso than say, a 'vanilla' supermodel.
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Be watchful of Ian Kennedy in his velvet prime. Deeply he'll swallow from your finest kegs, Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs. Ah, bitter dregs.
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thelordharry wrote:Be watchful of Ian Kennedy in his velvet prime. Deeply he'll swallow from your finest kegs, Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs. Ah, bitter dregs.
Just waiting for Mikey or Tsu or Mark to hop on this!
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Sorry, I was confused. I didn't know they called them "kegs" over there.
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I call mine a keg. Or "Dragon", or "loaf".Mikey wrote:Sorry, I was confused. I didn't know they called them "kegs" over there.
Whatever.
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I don't know if it would be legal, but couldn't they just use a cardboard cutout of Megan Fox for the movie? It would look the same, act about as well, be cheaper...
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I don't know if there's much cheaper than her out there... ha-cha-cha!
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Help me with my car, Mister?GrahamKennedy wrote:I don't know if it would be legal, but couldn't they just use a cardboard cutout of Megan Fox for the movie? It would look the same, act about as well, be cheaper...
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I've said it before, say what you want about her but unattractive she is not.