Favorite Quotes

[kostmayer]

"Pictures don't lie"
"The Hell they don't - I met my first wife that way"

"Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up"

[Blackstar the Chakat]

in response to Vizzini's repeated use of "Inconceivable!"] You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means-Inigo Montoya

[repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.-Inigo Montoya

[Aboard Vizzini's boat.]
Inigo: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss... Fuss... I think he likes to scream at us.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we'll all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: [screams in frustration]

Inigo Montoya: I admit it. You are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I am not left-handed! [switches sword to his right hand]
[The two continue to fight, until the Man in Black is backed against the cliff edge]
Man in Black: You're amazing!
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after twenty years.
Man in Black: There's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either. [switches sword to right hand]

Miracle Max: See, there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Now, mostly dead: he's slightly alive. All dead, well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.
Inigo: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

[Mikey]

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

[Mark]

"I'm you huckleberry"

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

[Tsukiyumi]

Gamble: " Gimmie one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off?" *Gamble's henchman stands up, starts approaching*

Joker: " How 'bout a magic trick?" *stabs pencil into desk* " I'm gonna make this pencil disappear..."




And, no way in hell I'm spoiling what happens next in that scene.

[Mikey]

Thanks, Tsu. I couldn't guess after that set-up.

Yogi Berra: "You can observe a lot by watching."
"90% of the game is half mental."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"The only reason I need these gloves is 'cause of my hands."

[Mark]

"I have been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master!"

"Only a master of evil, Darth!"

Must you reall ask?

[Tsukiyumi]

Thanks, Tsu. I couldn't guess after that set-up.

Trust me, you may be on the right track, but you don't quite have it.

[Blackstar the Chakat]

"Everything has a reason, we just haven't figured it out yet"-Jack Carter, Eureka

[Sonic Glitch]

Giving every man a vote has no more made man wise and free then Christianity has made them good. -- H. L Mencken

See my sig

[Mikey]

Thanks, Tsu. I couldn't guess after that set-up.

Trust me, you may be on the right track, but you don't quite have it.

Well, there are a few body parts it could apply to...

[Mark]

Darth Vader: "Your powers are weak old man."
Obi-Wan (with a slight smile): "You can't win Darth. If you stike me down, then I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Obi-Wan giving his formar Padawan a final lesson.

[Tsukiyumi]

Thanks, Tsu. I couldn't guess after that set-up.

Trust me, you may be on the right track, but you don't quite have it.

Well, there are a few body parts it could apply to...

Go see the damn movie already.

[Grundig]

Go see the damn movie already.

Seriously. See it now, if not sooner.

[Sionnach Glic]

"No, Luke, I am your father!"

If you don't know where that's from then I'll have to revoke your nerd credentials.