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Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:28 am**

Why can't it count, Uzume?

Posted: **Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:18 am**

If buttered bread always lands buttered-side down and a cat always lands on all fours, what happens when you strap buttered bread to the back of a cat?

Posted: **Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:56 pm**

Wouldn't that be dangerous to the fabric of time and space itself?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:35 am**

Or could it not possibly create a perpetual motion machine, seeing as how they would both be revolving around each other at almost the speed of light? Could this not also be the power source for UFOs?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:39 am**

DId you... stumble upon the secret, Whittington?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:07 am**

If I told you, do you realize I'd have to kill you? Am I not actually an MIB (Man In Black)? Or is it just speculation? Will we ever really know?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:20 pm**

How do you know I don't have to kill you?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:47 pm**

Should I just kill everyone and end the problem?

*Starts loading my shotgun.*

Whos first?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:20 pm**

Can I nominate you?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:25 pm**

Can I second that?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:27 pm**

*Blasts Rochey in the head, bursting it like cloud of red and gray.*

You said you right?

Could someone tell me why he wanted me to shoot him?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:21 am**

Uh, because the saying goes "shoot first and ask questions later", maybe? So, if you wanted to ask a question, would you not have to shoot him first?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:51 am**

Would the shot kill him?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:55 am**

He did say he shot him in the HEAD, right?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:57 am**

Am I really wasting my 700th post on this garbage? Should I include a statement instead of a question here to blow the thread? Would the rest of you get angry at me for it? Who knows?

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Can a big thread that consist only of questions?