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Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:50 pm

when Chuck Norris falls into a lake
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet
the lake get's Chuck Norrised

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:52 pm

Good one!

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:52 pm

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:56 pm

unfortunately (fortuneately) that's the only one I know, I'm not a huge fan of Chuck Norris Jokes

But don't get me started 'bout Mark's Mama!

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:57 pm

Meh. I'd bet on Sharpie over this "Chuck Norris" character any day of the week.

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:59 pm

do you seriously not know who Chuck Norris is?

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:02 pm

Um... I think he is joking. Though with Seafort I never can tell.

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:04 pm

I hope he was joking.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:06 pm

In this case, I've heard the name repeatedly, but otherwise haven't got a clue what people are on about. I assume it's a US thing.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:06 pm

Yes, he's an old man who makes excersise info-mercials 8)

Just kidding. I actually got to meet him once about 15 years ago. He was bowling at the Gold Coast Hotel and Casino's bowling alley in Las Vegas, 2 lanes down from me and my friends. Nice guy. Took time to shake hands with four dorky teenagers on a night he was out enjoying himself. I remember he had like a SUPER expensive bowling ball, though.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:08 pm

Was it a human skull, like the legend says?

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:11 pm

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris saves the world on a regular basis, all must pay him ommage! (spelling?)

jk, he's an actor from Walker Texas Ranger. The show was one of those were he'd be tied up with rope handcuffs, be blindfolded and under the influence of chloriform while a bomb was ticking away, and he'd get a paper clip.
Then somehow he'd unlock the cuffs, untie himself, get rid of the blind fold and disarm the bomb, before it went off, and he still had time to get the bad guy.

The only other joke i know is:
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you,
If you can't see Chuck Norris, He's about ready to Roundhouse kick you.

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:29 am

I believe it is spelled homage. Though not sure.

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:43 am

looks better.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:37 am

It is homage, stitch, thank you.
The atomic bomb is a myth. It's actually Chuck Norris punching the ground.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar at the same time. The bar instantly exploded because no building can contain that amount of awesomeness.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once challenged Neal Armstrong to who had the most testicles. He beat Armstrong by five.

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