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I think I'm going to make some lasagna right now. :D

Oh, the topic...

"I'm gonna make you a lasagna you can't refuse."
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"Sir, I protest! I am NOT a lasagna!"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
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"That's it... bring him to the lasagna..."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a lasagna!
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We're gonna drag him into the lasagna and drown him!
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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From the movie Sneakers:
"And give him lasagna whenever he wants."
"Remind me to make you an honorary lasagna."
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"Captain Kirk, I thought Lasasgna was illegal?"

"Its a Lasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagne"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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kostmayer wrote:"Its a Lasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagne"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ojYIc3 ... re=related

Just because I felt like it. :D
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"Doc, you're telling me you built a time machine...out of a lasagna?"
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Varthikes wrote:"Doc, you're telling me you built a time machine...out of a lasagna?"
:lol:
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"Khan, I'm laughing at your 'superior' lasagna."
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"I have what you want. I have Lasagna, but you're going to have to beam us up to get it!"
"I...have HAD...enough of LASAGNA!"
"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in lasagna."
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This is my Lasagna, there are many like it, but this one is mine!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Maltz! CHowwwwll'Yeeh lasagna!"
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mwhittington wrote:"Maltz! CHowwwwll'Yeeh lasagna!"
Translation: Maltz! Chew your lasagna!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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