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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu May 18, 2023 8:12 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
lol, took me a minute.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2023 1:42 am
by Coalition
Why did Han dislike his steak? It was Chewie
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How many telemarketers does it to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are having dinner.
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Working from home is like being a cat, because you both have a zoom appointment later
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What five letter word, typed all in capitals, can be read the same right-side up and rotated 180 degrees? SWIMS
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A shepard drove his flock of sheep through a small town, but was given a ticket for making an illegal ewe turn.
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A taxi driver got fired because he kept going the extra mile.
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To measure the quality of a pun, use a sighsmograph
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:42 am
by Coalition
In Star Wars 2 they were called clone troopers. Why didn't someone call them Counter Fetts?
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A fear of intricate buildings is referred to as a complex complex complex
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After Avengers: Endgame, Peter Parker's shirts were always wrinkled. This is because he didn't have an Iron, Man.
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Avengers: Endgame proved that Thor's clothes have a higher melting point than the metal used to make the axe Stormbringer
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Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:42 am
by Nutso
Coalition wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:42 am
In Star Wars 2 they were called clone troopers. Why didn't someone call them Counter Fetts?
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A fear of intricate buildings is referred to as a complex complex complex
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After Avengers: Endgame, Peter Parker's shirts were always wrinkled. This is because he didn't have an Iron, Man.
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Avengers: Endgame proved that Thor's clothes have a higher melting point than the metal used to make the axe Stormbringer
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Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
Godammit.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2023 5:14 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Coalition wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:42 am
Genie: "What is your final wish?"
Me: "I wish I were you"
Genue: "But weurd but alrught"
Took me a second...
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:18 am
by Nutso
You know what really makes me throw up?
A dartboard on the ceiling…
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:54 pm
by IanKennedy
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 5:13 am
by Vic
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:01 am
by Coalition
Making meals ahead of time is food forethought
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:40 am
by Nutso
What’s do you call friends you enjoy eating with?
Taste buds!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2024 11:40 am
by IanKennedy
Trump elected president for a second time. OMG. There was me thinking that Halloween had already passed.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2024 9:02 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Hah, hah. We're so fucked.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2024 5:16 am
by Coalition
I was told to stop eating Thanksgiving leftovers. But I just can't quit cold turkey.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:49 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Coalition wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2024 5:16 am
I was told to stop eating Thanksgiving leftovers. But I just can't quit cold turkey.
Funny
and timely!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2024 4:39 pm
by Coalition
Well, better get your shopping done quick, according to my Advent calendar there are only three more days until Christmas.
