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"I see your twinkie is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it."

"I hate it when I get my twinkie all twisted."

"Never underestimate the power of the Twinkie!"

So, in the interest of keeping this thread *fairly* clean, what should the new word be?

Spork.

Phaser.

Lasagna.

Sorry. I couldn't resist...

Lasagna! It must be Lasagna!

"If you Value your Lasagna, be somewhere else!"

"I say we take off and nuke the entire lasagna from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Along the same lines...

Ripley : "Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?"
Gorman : "10 millimeter explosive tip lasagna. Standard light armor piercing round, why?"

Hudson : "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a lasagna?"
Vasquez : "No. Have you?"

Hudson : "Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?"
Gorman : "All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a lasagna may be involved."

Frost : "Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this lasagna."
Crowe : "You always say that, Frost. You always say, "I got a bad feeling about this lasagna.""

Dietrich : "Looks like some sort of secreted lasagna."
Hicks : "Yeah, but secreted from *what*?"

Hicks : "I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action lasagna launcher."

"Burnt Lasagne man, burnt Lasagne"
"Day in the Marine Core is like a day on the farm. Every meal is Lasagne, ever paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade."
"I guess she didn't like the Lasagne either"

"The Army that carries Lasagne before it, is invincible"
"Would you be more comfortable opening the Ark in Berlin - for your Fuhrer - finding out only then if the sacred pieces of the Covenant are inside? Knowing only then, whether you have accomplished your mission and obtained the one, true Lasagne?"
"You Americans are all alike - always making Lasagne for the wrong occasions"

"Once upon a time in a lasagna far, far away..."

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your lasagna."
"He told me enough. He told me you ate it!"

Luke: "Do you remember you lasagna, your real lasagna?"

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your lasagna."
"He told me enough. He told me you ate it!"

"No. I am your lasagna."

"My name in Inigo Montoya. You ate my lasagne. Prepare do die"

"Never rub another man's lasagna!"
"You ever dance with the lasagna in the pale moonlight?"