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That could make a fun little fanfic.

A Captain overly impress with himself, who doesn't realize he's completely unsuited to command..............

Reg Barkley as the first officer............

A pervert for a CMO who like to take tempetures the old fashioned way ...............

A drunk as the Flight Conn.............


What else, what do you guys think.....???

Myopic tactical officer?

"Target that ship, Lieutenant!"

"Which one, sir!?"

"There's only the one sh... Target the one in the middle, dammit!"

Could be fun. Like a McHale's Navy of Star Trek.

I like where this is going..........

Oh, and a cowerdly security officer. I'm seeing Woody Allen at Tactical !!!

This really could work.

Hmmm, I'm thinking a dispirited Vulcan engineer, of below average IQ, who secretly reads the FAQs of his engines and the computers.

An operations officer with Turetts

Make the engineer a tellerite instead of a Vulcan, because I've got a better idea for our resident Vulcan.

A Vulcan COUNSELER!!!!!

There you go.

Now the name...

"Yellow Squad"?

We need a Frankenstien ship for them now..........................

Opinions???

A Yeager, maybe?

Or a Griffon, perhaps????

Give 'em an old Shelley. Not only is it a frankenstein, its so old its probably falling apart anyway.

Myopic tactical officer?

"Target that ship, Lieutenant!"

"Which one, sir!?"

"There's only the one sh... Target the one in the middle, dammit!"

Am I the only one that thought of that scene from Spaceballs where the Spaceballs are firing warning shots at the princess?

Dark Helmet: "Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it!"

Cross-eyed gunner: "Sorry sir, doing my best."

DH: "Who made that man a gunner?"

Cross-eyed Major: "I did, sir. He's my cousin."

DH: "Captain, who is that man?"

Captain: "He's an assh*le, sir."

DH: "I know that, what's his name?"

Captain: "That is his name, sir. Assh*le. Major Assh*le."

DH: "And his cousin?"

Captain: "He's an assh*le too, sir. Gunner's First Mate Philip Assh*le."

DH: "How many assh*le's we got on this ship?"

Everyone else on the bridge: "Yo!"

DH: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assh*les."

I use that last line all the time, and I occasionally just use the next line: "Keep firing, assh*les!"