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Mark wrote:I always thought of them as handy vacs 8)

Really? I've seen them as these for quite a while...(NSFW)

"Set phasers to orgasm!"

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Tsukiyumi wrote:


"Set phasers to orgasm!"

Data - I'm programmed with multiple techniques
Phaser - Yeah, but I can level a city block.

kostmayer wrote:

Tsukiyumi wrote:


"Set phasers to orgasm!"

Data - I'm programmed with multiple techniques
Phaser - Yeah, but I can level a city block.

:::communicator chirps::: Picard to Data. Report of engineering at once for a diagnostic at once. Picard out.
:::wispering to Troi::: He's talking to his damned phaser again, Counseler