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I have a sister, so as far as I'm concerned, my parents had sex twice. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

shran wrote:Sheesh, there is an entrance to the mirror universe in Gosport!

If you, ermmm, find the Intendant in there, perhaps you'd be so kind as to let me know?

Personally, I don't care if my parents had, have or will have sex. In fact I encourage them to do it as much as possible, it means they'll be having a good time and Mom will be too busy to bother me.

Mikey wrote:I have a sister, so as far as I'm concerned, my parents had sex twice. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

lol. I don't think my parents even had sex. I think I was adopted. And that's the story I'm sticking to.

I'm playing in two new music groups next week. A Dixieland group named after San Francisco's own Emperor Norton, and the Cuivre Brass Quintet. Anyone know who Emperor Norton was? Anyways I'm excited to be playing trombone more, because up to this point it's been mostly grad school and 2 jobs.

Also, to contribute to the current topic, my parents got two for the price of one.

You know, my mom's told me some specific things about her intimate life over the years. Like the fact that she was my dad's only 'mate,' and that she didn't know what a bj was until her twenties. I'm not sure why she would share this information with her sons, because she's the most sexually reserved person I've ever met (seriously).

Edit: and now you all know!

My mom was one of a pair of identical twins. My folks had to have had to have done it at least three times (I've two younger sisters), though i get the impression they're not active anymore, for reasons I can't decently mention. But the three females in my family aren't as sexual as the two males.

Grundig wrote:Also, to contribute to the current topic, my parents got two for the price of one.

You know, my mom's told me some specific things about her intimate life over the years. Like the fact that she was my dad's only 'mate,' and that she didn't know what a bj was until her twenties. I'm not sure why she would share this information with her sons, because she's the most sexually reserved person I've ever met (seriously).

Edit: and now you all know!

Maybe she wants you to avoid the sexual hangups she faced and be open to interesting things.

Huh. Good point! Didn't quite work, but hey.

Huzzah! A PS3 has arrived at the house, came with Spiderman 3. Not exactly sure what I'm going to do with that seeing as I'm not a spidey fan.

Cpl Kendall wrote:Huzzah! A PS3 has arrived at the house, came with Spiderman 3. Not exactly sure what I'm going to do with that seeing as I'm not a spidey fan.

Use it for target practice? I heard the first few Spidey games bucked the trend of tie-in games being crap, but that 3 reterned to that trend.

Blackstar the Chakat wrote:
Use it for target practice? I heard the first few Spidey games bucked the trend of tie-in games being crap, but that 3 reterned to that trend.

It's actually the Spiderman 3 movie on Blu-Ray. I'll probably give it away to a friend or something, though the thought of using it for target practice is a good one.

Grundig wrote:I'm playing in two new music groups next week. A Dixieland group named after San Francisco's own Emperor Norton, and the Cuivre Brass Quintet. Anyone know who Emperor Norton was? Anyways I'm excited to be playing trombone more, because up to this point it's been mostly grad school and 2 jobs.

I know him, but as far as Dixieland I was always more of a Bechet fan.

True story. My Dad was a complete prude from the old school. I mean, he slept in full pajamas and as soon as he got up, on came the robe. My mom is alot like me, and will talk about absoulutely anything to anyone, and was really comfrotatble talking about sex, whihc made him turn beat red. So, from a young age my mom knew this would be a problem, and in the era of the VCR, used to rent me T & A movies like Porky's for me to learn the "difference" between boys and girls. At thirteen, for my next lesson she rented me (because I was already into Sci-Fi, enjoy the irony) "Flesh Gordon", so I could learn the theory. And for my final lesson, she hired me a "pro" for my 16th birthday, so I could put it all together. That was sex ed from an over protective and controlling Jewish mother.

Mark wrote:True story. My Dad was a complete prude from the old school. I mean, he slept in full pajamas and as soon as he got up, on came the robe. My mom is alot like me, and will talk about absoulutely anything to anyone, and was really comfrotatble talking about sex, whihc made him turn beat red. So, from a young age my mom knew this would be a problem, and in the era of the VCR, used to rent me T & A movies like Porky's for me to learn the "difference" between boys and girls. At thirteen, for my next lesson she rented me (because I was already into Sci-Fi, enjoy the irony) "Flesh Gordon", so I could learn the theory. And for my final lesson, she hired me a "pro" for my 16th birthday, so I could put it all together. That was sex ed from an over protective and controlling Jewish mother.

Ahh, a mom after my own heart. We intend to do the same thing.