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Pretty sure outright nudity is verboten but here's an example:

Is that Eccentrica Gallumbits?

Anyway, it's just been way too long to go without a pic of my Shirley, so here we go:

Mmm...excuse me.

Some of Dita Von Teese:

Uzume wrote:Wow, she is hot.

But the question is, would you do her?

Absolutely, I would have a better chance at most of these women then all of you guys. I really dig Dita von Teese, I have a big corset fetish.

Uzume wrote:Absolutely, I would have a better chance at most of these women then all of you guys

That sounds like a challenge....

...

Hell I don't mind making a little side bet. Nothing better than winning some money, and getting laid....

Uzume wrote:Absolutely, I would have a better chance at most of these women then all of you guys. I really dig Dita von Teese, I have a big corset fetish.

Well yeah, I doubt most celebs want anything to do with fat, nerdy guys over thirty.

Lazar wrote:

Uzume wrote:Absolutely, I would have a better chance at most of these women then all of you guys.

Don't let Mark see this post.

Too late

Uzume wrote:Hell I don't mind making a little side bet. Nothing better than winning some money, and getting laid....

I agree. That WOULD be a win-win situation. But I've slept with actresses and models before. They've always disappointed me (with one notable exception). Usually they feel that just laying there is enough, while I believe that sex is the ultimate interactive sport. One twit want so far as to tell me not to mess up her hair since she had an audition later that afternoon.

Oh no. Give me the "Plain Jane" types that have something to prove

Uzume wrote:Absolutely, I would have a better chance at most of these women then all of you guys.

Better than me... Shirley is on the "mulligan" list I have on file with my wife - but I wouldn't be trying with any of the others.

I really dig Dita von Teese, I have a big corset fetish.

I tried 'em once, but they rub on my injection sites.

Boy, she really was in a mood last night. Good times.

Mark wrote:I agree. That WOULD be a win-win situation. But I've slept with actresses and models before. They've always disappointed me (with one notable exception). Usually they feel that just laying there is enough, while I believe that sex is the ultimate interactive sport. One twit want so far as to tell me not to mess up her hair since she had an audition later that afternoon

That's so frickn' true. Most models have very low self esteem as well. Unfortunately that doesn't affect their ego.weird huh. Believe it or not most I've known don't even like sex....must be the side job of
'high class hooker" I've known few who pay for their own condos and white jeep w/ pink hard top. sorry damn x's. Women are whores!!!! There are a few that make better choices though very few.



"Well yeah, I doubt most celebs want anything to do with fat, nerdy guys over thirty." Kendall says.

All depends on who you know, and how fat your wallet is to most of em'.

Ain't that the damn truth?