The Constitution class starship.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:34 pm

The Holy Hand Grenade!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:47 pm

"And three shalt be the number of the counting, and the number counted shall be three. Thou shalt not count to two, for that is too low, and shalt not be counted. Thou shalt not count to four or five, as they are too many, likewise, thou shalt not count to six and neither shalt thou count to [size=0]seven[/size]..........."

"One........ two........... FIVE!"
"No no! Three my lord!"
"Oh, yes. Three!"

*boom*

"We demand you bring us........a shrubbery!"

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:51 pm

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni, we are now the Knights Who Say *snip long string of unpronouncable gibberish*.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:58 pm

"And now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:00 pm

Bloody peasant!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:07 pm

"We're knights of the Round Table,
we dance wene'er we're able!
We do routines, and chorus scenes,
with footwork impecable!
We dine while here in Camalot
we eat ham, and jam, and spam a looooooooooot!"

"We're knights of the Round Table,
our shows are formidable!
Though many times,
we're given rhymes,
that are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camalot,
we sing from the diapraghm a loooooooooooot!"

"In war we're tough and able!
Quite indefatigable!
Between our quests,
we sequin vests and impersonate Clarke Gable!
It's a busy life in Camalot.
I have to push the pram a looooooooooooooooot."

Best. Song. Ever.

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:23 pm

Rochey wrote:"We're knights of the Round Table,
we dance wene'er we're able!
We do routines, and chorus scenes,
with footwork impecable!
We dine while here in Camalot
we eat ham, and jam, and spam a looooooooooot!"

"We're knights of the Round Table,
our shows are formidable!
Though many times,
we're given rhymes,
that are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camalot,
we sing from the diapraghm a loooooooooooot!"

"In war we're tough and able!
Quite indefatigable!
Between our quests,
we sequin vests and impersonate Clarke Gable!
It's a busy life in Camalot.
I have to push the pram a looooooooooooooooot."

Best. Song. Ever.

Indeed, it is

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:45 pm

"On second thought, it IS a silly place."

Captain Peabody · Post by **Captain Peabody** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:14 pm

Ah... Monty Python. Where would we be without them?

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:22 pm

An African swallow, or a European swallow?

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:18 am

Now do not come back, or we shall taunt you a second time!

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:41 pm

"WHAT, is your name?
WHAT, is your quest?
WHAT, is your favourite colour?"

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:18 pm

"What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:36 pm

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:"What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

You swallow?

Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:26 pm

And the winner is...

Deepcrush, for his performance in turning the thread onto an entirely new, and somewhat uncomortable, tangent!