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such a waste of decent balls...well...maybe...

Teaos wrote:A taser to the balls should get the point across.

Trust me, from the storys I've heard about this guy, he'd deserve it. Actually he'd deserve a shotgun shell to the balls. Or anywhere for that matter.

Balls can heal. A pipe to the cranium is often effective.

BTW, speaking of walk all over, I think a Japanese girl walking on my back is exactly what I need right now.

Mikey wrote:Balls can heal. A pipe to the cranium is often effective.

BTW, speaking of walk all over, I think a Japanese girl walking on my back is exactly what I need right now.

Does that actually work? I imagine it's done nude, cause clothes add weight.

Even without the happy ending, it can be very therapeutic if done by someone who knows what they're doing.

Mikey wrote:Even without the happy ending, it can be very therapeutic if done by someone who knows what they're doing.

Hmm, I'll ask my massage therapist about it.

You know, now that I look at it, that's actually a kinky truck threesome; the tow truck is coming in from the rear!

That's my philosophy; I've only got about 30 more years if I'm lucky anyway.

No one does live forever; Bill Hicks had a great routine about how Yul Brenner lived hard - smoking, drinking, partying, and then died. Jim Fixx, a famous health guru, ate nothing but heath food, excersized, and ran miles every day, then dropped dead from a heart attack while on his morning jog.

Would you rather live a bland existance, or a fun one? I choose the latter.

Ironically, Bill Hicks died not from his excessive smoking or drinking, but from unrelated pancreatic cancer - his point is valid.

As everyone knows the world will at 2012 so we really dont need to worry long term.

The ones that haven't already been used are rather funny.