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For the first few times, I always got Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley mixed up, probably thanks to Star Wars Who's hotter?

Always worth another 112th repost, I think So...shiny!

I did love how Miss Portmans top got smaller and smaller at the end of ATOC.

kostmayer wrote:I did love how Miss Portmans top got smaller and smaller at the end of ATOC.

I like the fact that she kept the AC so low in her space ship.

thelordharry wrote:For the first few times, I always got Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley mixed up, probably thanks to Star Wars Who's hotter?
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x110 ... tley16.jpg

Uhh... tie? I mean honestly, if either of them came up to you and asked for a screw would you say no?

I think your looking at it wrong, if they both walked up to you and said that you could screw one of them, who would you go with.

See that's just stupidly picky to me.

There's enough Mikey to go around.

Mikey wrote:There's enough Mikey to go around.

And if your wife read that, there'd be plenty of Mikey all over the place, I imagine.

I doubt there'd be enough left to identify.

Mikey wrote:I doubt there'd be enough left to identify.

Oh, so I should unsend that to her then huh?

Er... gotta go... anyone know where I can get a decent fake passport?

Fake is overrated. Just get a new one with a State Department ID which uses cover names for persons traveling outside the country when involved in court cases to avoid detection.

Yeah, I think I might raise a red flag trying to get one of those.

Lt. Staplic wrote:I think your looking at it wrong, if they both walked up to you and said that you could screw one of them, who would you go with.

How about the reply "neither but I'll watch you two got at it" if that's an option?

Wow, she is hot.

I've been trying to find a pic of the three breasted chick from Total Recall,as a joke. But now it's become an obsession.
Anyone have one? Or if you do find one can we put 'er on the babes? Please...