Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:15 pm
This took me a minute ....Mikey wrote:I have an Epi-pen with great sentimental value. My dear friend gave it to me as he was dying of anaphylactic shock.
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:25 am
Steve Jobs would have been a better President than Donald Trump. But its a silly comparison really; its like comparing apples to oranges.
Credit to: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments ... president/
Credit to: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments ... president/
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:31 am
Angharrad wrote:This took me a minute ....Mikey wrote:I have an Epi-pen with great sentimental value. My dear friend gave it to me as he was dying of anaphylactic shock.
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:44 pm
They wanted an eight character password, so I used Snow White and the seven Dwarfs
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:39 pm
I heard oxygen was dating magnesium, and I was all like, O. Mg.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:05 pm
They're making a new Flintstones film in the middle east.
Dubai don't like it.
but abu-dhabi do...
Dubai don't like it.
but abu-dhabi do...
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:21 pm
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:13 pm
SecondedMikey wrote:
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:22 pm
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:36 pm
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I put my foot down.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:16 pm
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:50 pm
Don't ever buy shoes from a drug dealer. I did, once; I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:45 pm
*grooooan*
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:57 pm
He belongs behind bars...
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:49 am
I can't see how that's trespassing, if his name's on the building.