www.ditl.org

Cpl Kendall wrote:

thelordharry wrote:I'm having to make do with a 3 litre bottle of 'White Lightning', a bag of peanuts and an underwear catalogue

Dude, your on the net and your using an underwear catalogue to jerk off?

Ha Ha, what a charming way to put it I was mearly trying to make an over-exaggerated joke of being at the other end of 'priviledged' scale....still being an ensign an all.

And yeah, I know <ahem> plenty of sites like that

stitch626 wrote:I'm baaaack!

New Hampshire was fun, don't have much time... cat missed me, typing hard.

So, what I miss?

Where in New Hampshire were you? Portsmouth Brewery is supposedly one of the best on the East coast. "Kate the Great," their Imperial Stout is considered by Beer Advocate to be the best beer in the world.

Cpl Kendall wrote: Yup, exactly that. I sprayed hot sauce on the cans, we'll see if they do it again tonight.

You have a Hot Sauce Faucet??!?!

welcome back stitchness

thelordharry wrote:
Ha Ha, what a charming way to put it I was mearly trying to make an over-exaggerated joke of being at the other end of 'priviledged' scale....still being an ensign an all.

And yeah, I know <ahem> plenty of sites like that

Well I'm a classy guy don't ya know?

You have a Hot Sauce Faucet??!?!

WTF? No I sprayed it out of a hot sauce bottle.

Why don't you hide in the undergrowth, and like a Klingon, spring out and kill them all with one fell swoop of your bat'leth when they appear? Failing that, a carving knife?

"If you were any other racoon, I would KILL YOU where you stand!"

thelordharry wrote:Why don't you hide in the undergrowth, and like a Klingon, spring out and kill them all with one fell swoop of your bat'leth when they appear? Failing that, a carving knife?

"If you were any other racoon, I would KILL YOU where you stand!"

Well I have this spear...

Seriously though, you go to jail for that.

Can't you set a trap or two?

Mikey wrote:Can't you set a trap or two?

Like a leg hold trap? I could call animal control and ask them to do it (I wouldn't have the faintest clue where to buy a raccoon sized live trap) but the last time I called they were swamped with loose pets. Poisoning and killing them is illegal. And frankly even if I trap or kill these two, there's probably thousands more in the area. They'd be replaced in a week.

They didn't come around last night depsite there being tasty chicken and egg scraps in there. Perhaps the hot suace worked.

No, I meant a cage trap - are you allowed to use jaw traps?

Mikey wrote:No, I meant a cage trap - are you allowed to use jaw traps?

Pretty sure there illegal unless your fur trapping.

dude, this guy at the LGBT youth group like...moved my leg on top of his and started stroking my knee...then he started rubbing his elbow against my...."ahem" area.

Mark wrote:Wow......a female "friend" who I haven't seen in a couple of months heard about my wife's arrest and just showed up here at my job. She invinted me over to her place tomorrow, grabbed my a$$, and rubbed herself against my "package". Hmmmm.....what do think that she wants?

Unbelievable. She stood me up. I just trip.

Reliant121 wrote:dude, this guy at the LGBT youth group like...moved my leg on top of his and started stroking my knee...then he started rubbing his elbow against my...."ahem" area.

Um, is this a good thing or bad thing?

Mark wrote:

Reliant121 wrote:dude, this guy at the LGBT youth group like...moved my leg on top of his and started stroking my knee...then he started rubbing his elbow against my...."ahem" area.

Um, is this a good thing or bad thing?

I suppose that would depend on how old the fellow in question is.

On Saturday night, I'm watching a movie, and my computer goes dead - as in won't power up at all, no error beeps, no case lights, nothing.

Naturally, I narrowed the problem immediately to the power supply, and went to get a new one in the morning. And my car doesn't start... Two days after I got it back from the dealership for another problem.

Finally got the damn car towed today (everything important is closed on Sunday in America ), and got the new power supply working inside of 40 minutes.

Cut me some slack; I'd never even seen half of the new cables coming out of it.