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If you can't answer those questions on your own, should we care? 8)

Should I care about your own apathy?

Is this thread leaning towards a question fight?

How has this thread gotten so damn big?

Ahhhh, is it going to overflow into reality?

You mean it hasn't already?

Can I dive through the air while firing two colt .45's and drink a rootbeer float that has a cherry in it and not spill it all at the same time as not getting shot in return by the evil duck named monkey that has been also shooting at me but is drinking a pepsi with lime?

Why would you want to? Does it compensate for some secret childhood trauma?

When did I ever say it was secret?

Isn't that implicit?

Would a car, baseball bat (several times), head vs steel lockers, more fists knees elbow kicks then I can remember, steeltoed boots, wrench, tree branches, falling from tree branches, flying off a horse, angry g-ma with a frying pan, a log (only once), countless sticks from stick fighting, a large tube TV, falling from a lift machine after said TV falls on me, pissed off woman on her period with a punch like a train (thats my woman), a home office desk, a school desk, falling from a roof and hitting a telephone pol when racing down a very large hill count as the 'trauma' that you speak about?

Would it surprise anyone to know that most of those things happened to me as a youth as well? Wasn't Graham referring more to mental trauma than physical?

Would it shock you to know that the average life span for a male in my family is 65?

Are there enough surprises in this world?

Come on this doesn't end here, does it?

When is a door not a door?